Deer God, he's boring you with statistics while you are low blowing everyone. How about this then, it's Game Week, time for the annual chicken plucking, a birth right for the East side in Montgomery County. The War Drums are beating, you will hear them louder and louder as the week goes on over in Star, Biscoe, Candor, Ex-Way, Ether. The reality of 40 years of loses will be move from the back of the mind to the front. Then Eagle fans will get in their conversion vans, 1970s trucks and car, and cross the river, stopping at Better Burger for that special occasion family dinner. Talking all the while of what they can do to win this game. Then as they arrive in Wadeville, and see those lights down in the valley, that sick feeling of another loss will take over. The Black and Red Warriors striking fear once again as memories of ghosts past in Hornes, Leakes, Allsbrooks, Carpenters, Callicutts, and that infamous Swan circles throughout the Eagles crowd. There will be no sign painting in Candor, no parades in Biscoe next Saturday. Just more nightmares of yet another loss to the West side. How's that EM91? More entertaining?