I fondly recall when TJ was a sophomore, all you septic tank sniffers were saying things such as, " They ain't played nobody, the East bracket is weak , they're a brand new school, and we got all them track stars. " Then all yall would either type LOL or throw them first gradish yeller laughin' faces up on the screen. Then after that game yall were all, " Well, it was foggy that night, but if we'd had another quarter, we'd beat that Greensburrrr crowd. " Yeah, sure you would, you no passin' idiots. Then the next year, the year we call The Year Of The Ass Draggin', yall were goin' on and on' about your track stars that had signed at Florida. " They'll bust TJ's ass this year " yall so eloquently typed, soybean dirt between your two bottom teeth. Then after TJ flew by your " track stars " similar to Bob Hayes competing at Granny Goodasses Senior Living Retreat in the hundred yard dash, you cross breeds typed horseshyt similar to, " TJ ain't that fast, and if we'd had another half , we'd whooped them Nighthawks. " Sure you would have, PonyDog. How to you accept half of Burns High School as students, and drop down to little bitty 3-A ? Do you, after taking half their team, do you ship two out as you accept one in, or how does that particular trick work ? As soon as you heard Maestro Roscoe was returning this season , there was more Paddy Cake With Numbers for the ADM Masters than John Doe's at the Clap Clinic..
P.S. Don't you feel one iota of guilt about the Pitsy and Patsy issue ? Call your old road hoe standby, the GQ Foundation, and call Norman, and maybe if he ain't rentin' boats today, they'll both join your Paddy Cake Conference.
P.S.S. The urine and the rope yall have been pissin' up has dried up, PonyDogs, and nice job of dodging Johnny, you no countin' bridge trolls, as the game would have been one of Deja Vu.
P.S.S.S. Maybe if things don't work out for you this year in the little 3-A, Chapel Hill will place yall in a one team 1-A Conference, almost assuring all home playoff games , a trip to the Ship, and that evasive Bling that Missy and Muffy have spent so much time rearranging this and that for your utmost and nonsensical advantage.
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