Dear Maiden fans, welcome to Blanton Stadium friday, but we have some rules we need to remind you of...
1. You must wear store bought shoes
2. Grizz aint allowed to be wearing no tank tops and jorts in 32 degree weather...
Biggest rule of them all
5. If Lincolnton decides to make the trip, he must have his seat saved at the top of the visitors side (left hand if you are facing pressbox) and the entire top row is his, so he can have room to pace back and forth
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Shelby Lion, thank you for reserving my favorite spot on the George Blanton Memorial Stadium, visitors side. Heard, that out of love and concern, you had the Shelby High School carpentry class to place a sign there, which reads "Reserved for a skinny, aged-out neurotic, who has in his possession at least 12 pairs of glasses, and furthermore, to the memory of his long-lost friend a cockroach named Clarice (pronounced Clair-Reece)... Word is, that visiting fans will not go near this spot, mainly for fear of catching some kind of primitive germ.
All the best to a couple of fine programs. Probably going to be a crowd. Friday's forecast is saying the high may not even get to 50°, so wear your coat. Great time of the year, and when coupled with high school football, it doesn't get any better than this.
Side note: I didn't know what "jorts" meant, so I Googled it...D@mn !
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