Shelby Lion, thank you for reserving my favorite spot on the George Blanton Memorial Stadium, visitors side. Heard, that out of love and concern, you had the Shelby High School carpentry class to place a sign there, which reads "Reserved for a skinny, aged-out neurotic, who has in his possession at least 12 pairs of glasses, and furthermore, to the memory of his long-lost friend a cockroach named Clarice (pronounced Clair-Reece)... Word is, that visiting fans will not go near this spot, mainly for fear of catching some kind of primitive germ.
All the best to a couple of fine programs. Probably going to be a crowd. Friday's forecast is saying the high may not even get to 50°, so wear your coat. Great time of the year, and when coupled with high school football, it doesn't get any better than this.
Side note: I didn't know what "jorts" meant, so I Googled it...D@mn !
