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Shelby vs Lincolnton

Truthhurts before u come on here saying anything know your facts...
One rec didnt play with a concussion. ..
Other 2 were out for dispensary reasons,which nobody...and i say again nobody was caught with pot....
Story i was told, which im not even sure was the 2 kids were late for class,in turn where send to office,where was belived they smelled like pot smoke....
so again it wasnt 3...1 with concussion and 2 were late for class and belived to smell like it...and yes they were suspend for 3 days.
And yes there playing
No dog in this fight, but there's gotta be a Cheech and Chong movie in there somewhere. Do they live close to Bridges? The munchies can sometimes cloud your judgment. Pun intended. It's a good thing that most of our teams don't have drug testing like some of the Davidson County schools.
Not throwing rocks here. My team would likely be decimated too.
 
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Thread up to 7 pages...that's all???

At least 2 pages about Chazz Surratt, who isn't even playing in this game between Lincolnton and Shelby tonight :).

Here's what I expect:
  • Both teams bring their A-game
  • Lincolnton runs at least 2 trick plays (one works, one doesn't)
  • At least one big special teams play by Shelby (could be a return or a blocked kick)
  • Dameron gets his 100+ yards and impresses everybody in the stands
  • Lee throws at least 2 TD passes
  • Game decided in 4th Quarter
  • Great sportsmanship by both teams and coaching staffs
Chazz who? o_O

Fair assessment...reasonable...I think you came to the wrong board.
 
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No dog in this fight, but there's gotta be a Cheech and Chong movie in there somewhere. Do they live close to Bridges? The munchies can sometimes cloud your judgment. Pun intended. It's a good thing that most of our teams don't have drug testing like some of the Davidson County schools.
Not throwing rocks here. My team would likely be decimated too.
Thread up to 7 pages...that's all???

At least 2 pages about Chazz Surratt, who isn't even playing in this game between Lincolnton and Shelby tonight :).

Here's what I expect:
  • Both teams bring their A-game
  • Lincolnton runs at least 2 trick plays (one works, one doesn't)
  • At least one big special teams play by Shelby (could be a return or a blocked kick)
  • Dameron gets his 100+ yards and impresses everybody in the stands
  • Lee throws at least 2 TD passes
  • Game decided in 4th Quarter
  • Great sportsmanship by both teams and coaching staffs
Chazz = One of 7 Surratts on Shelby's team.

Good morning, WMD.
 
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Most believable picks I have seen so far are in the gastonia gazette this morning. 0ne had shelby 35-34. The other had Lincolnton 41-38 Both sound more realistic than shelby by 21+ . Just don't see that happening unless or defense sits on the bench for one half of football
You tickle me.
 
Now that I've slept off Pappy's Cough Medicine, I see I made a mistake. It was Gulatte...we've had 7 Gulattes play for our team.
Sorry fellas, got it mixed up :)
 
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Should there be an actual betting line, based on bookie math... What would the line be?
 
No dog in this fight, but there's gotta be a Cheech and Chong movie in there somewhere. Do they live close to Bridges? The munchies can sometimes cloud your judgment. Pun intended. It's a good thing that most of our teams don't have drug testing like some of the Davidson County schools.
Not throwing rocks here. My team would likely be decimated too.
About 20.
Hmmm. I'm thinking 11 or so... But I'm not a bookie! At least not a very good one.
 
11 is too low. Everyone votes for Shelby at that number. The point of the bookie is to get the number high enough that it entices enough people to vote for the underdog. (Or in this case, underwolf.) In reality, I think the line would be right around 17. That would probably get about equal bets for the fav and the dog...and what do you know, the house wins again.

The fun bet for this game would be over/under. I'd put that line at about 80 points. You betting over or under?
 
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THE DOG PILE/PILE ON: DEPENDING ON WHAT PART OF TOWN YOU LIVE IN
 
11 is too low. Everyone votes for Shelby at that number. The point of the bookie is to get the number high enough that it entices enough people to vote for the underdog. (Or in this case, underwolf.) In reality, I think the line would be right around 17. That would probably get about equal bets for the fav and the dog...and what do you know, the house wins again.

The fun bet for this game would be over/under. I'd put that line at about 80 points. You betting over or under?
Interesting...17 it is, then. That would entice me, for sure.

And, I'd bet under.

But I'm an underwolf. Classic!

Headline tomorrow "Underwolves Beat NC's Best!" I like it!
 
80 was too high to set the number. Probably more like 65 to 70. I'm betting both sides score a bunch though.

"Underwolves Beat NC's Best!"
You ever see those pictures from 3rd world countries and they are all wearing T-shirts from the losing team of the super bowl? You know, they had them printed, then when the team lost they had to give them to charity?

I'm thinking your headline will be appearing on T-shirts overseas by tomorrow morning.
 
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80 was too high to set the number. Probably more like 65 to 70. I'm betting both sides score a bunch though.

"Underwolves Beat NC's Best!"
You ever see those pictures from 3rd world countries and they are all wearing T-shirts from the losing team of the super bowl? You know, they had them printed, then when the team lost they had to give them to charity?

I'm thinking your headline will be appearing on T-shirts overseas by tomorrow morning.
Well, we aren't playing Crest anyway, so the editors would have caught the error before printing...

At 65, I am stymied for the over-under. Perfect.
 
I tell myself that I remember a time when the pile was a real 'pile up', before designated bottom-pilers got in place... Was it ever so?

Thou would be correct... I remember it as everyone was just flying around and where they landed they landed... Now its more of a get the big boys at the bottom lined up, and everyone else jump on top of em.....Either way, its a tradition.....

Any chance the Wolves steal that idea and do that on our 50 tonight like Maiden did back in 2003????

What say ye?
 
Good luck Lincolnton, take care of business
Thanks, you too.

I hoped you'd swing thru last night, CM3. Needed help then... They forced me to defend EL. I'm afraid if I stay on here too long, I'll be making pony noises. Unnatural, I say.
 
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Thou would be correct... I remember it as everyone was just flying around and where they landed they landed... Now its more of a get the big boys at the bottom lined up, and everyone else jump on top of em.....Either way, its a tradition.....

Any chance the Wolves steal that idea and do that on our 50 tonight like Maiden did back in 2003????

What say ye?
Only if we are collecting turf.

We do a little shimmy dance, but no dog pile.

And I'm glad my memory was correct...happens less and less nowadays.
 
Thou would be correct... I remember it as everyone was just flying around and where they landed they landed... Now its more of a get the big boys at the bottom lined up, and everyone else jump on top of em.....Either way, its a tradition.....

Any chance the Wolves steal that idea and do that on our 50 tonight like Maiden did back in 2003????

What say ye?
Umm...Did Maiden win in 2003?
 
They were favored that game.... but after the aforementioned pile on they did on our field, we went a little sideways on em

63-28 final
That's what I thought. Prolly won't be piling before the game. Good chance afterwards though. Wolves by 2. I'm revising downward, because I think a close loss will hurt you more. Petty, sure...but you disrespected the Shimmy Dance.
 
We didn't want to interrupt your feminine circle group meeting. You pansy buddies know who we mean. When is your holiday cookie exchange? Want us to get a life? How about y'all grow a set. Quoting Aesop's Fables on a Rivals football website? Really? Gentleness and kind persuasion vs force? You cheerleaders really do need your own FOOTBALL FEELINGS website. As for us, we will keep our coats on against the wind and cold tonight. If the sun does come out, out coats will be our least concern.

Shelby will play tonight in its 10th Western Regional Finals out of the last 13. That is the dominant force we like to talk about, ladies.
 
We didn't want to interrupt your feminine circle group meeting. You pansy buddies know who we mean. When is your holiday cookie exchange? Want us to get a life? How about y'all grow a set. Quoting Aesop's Fables on a Rivals football website? Really? Gentleness and kind persuasion vs force? You cheerleaders really do need your own FOOTBALL FEELINGS website. As for us, we will keep our coats on against the wind and cold tonight. If the sun does come out, out coats will be our least concern.

Shelby will play tonight in its 10th Western Regional Finals out of the last 13. That is the dominant force we like to talk about, ladies.
Wolves by 1... Hurt, 98. Hurt.
 
Nyquil.

Bur seriously. Nothing I say on here is gonna matter. I'm just an old guy being silly and having fun. I'm all for the "we expect a tough game. We can't underestimate this team" blah blah stuff, but once you've said that once there is nothing else to say. And honestly, it doesn't matter if I underestimate Lincolnton. I don't have to throw one pass or make one tackle tomorrow night. I'm just a fan...which is short for fanatic.

So, to clarify my earlier points:

I think we are the best team in the state. All classifications. "But what about Crest?" They are good. They beat us, and they deserved to win. However, the best team does not always win, and that was the case in that game. We left money on the table.

"7 Sarratt's on Shelby'a team" - Yes. He's a fantastic athlete, and he'd be a starter on our team at some position. But we got a ton of great athletes. You shall see.

Lastly, now I'm irritated cause some of you have no sense of humor. Therefore I decree that Shelby wins by at least 21.
 
The X factor tonight
Which team will be hungry tonight
It's hard to eat fullllll
Which group will come not full self, pride and arrogance. But empty to self ready to eat as a unit .
That team will make the trip to Raleigh
Who's hungry
Eat wolves nothing to lose go eat!
 
Our local news rag prognosticators have it as:

Shelby 32-24
Shelby 35-20
Shelby 31-24

With that said: Ill have to change my thoughts seeing what the local newspaper crowds have it as

I shall predict Shelby by

8.3323653465676665555 1/2


That's what I thought. Prolly won't be piling before the game. Good chance afterwards though. Wolves by 2. I'm revising downward, because I think a close loss will hurt you more. Petty, sure...but you disrespected the Shimmy Dance.

Why not by a pi? (3.14159265359)
 
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