Ms. Hathaway sat beside the cement pond, of Jethro she was violently fond.
For her he could not have given a rat's arse
As Granny stirred the intoxicating likker, from Ms. Hathaway one could hear a snicker
She assumed the Clampet's were a hillbilly farce.
Jed had just fetched Jethro from Potts' School, dyin' to jump into the cement pool
He dropped his iron hat at Ms. Hathaway's feet
She loved the fact Jethro was in school , as her left hand held the likker dranken tool
Jethro's intuitive nature didn't miss a beat.
Ms. Hathaway thought Granny was a meanie, as she sat donning her French cut bikini
Jethro showed her his fingers with blisters
" You're a mighty strong man, " she exclaimed, " You may wind up with fotune and fame. "
From her bathing attire out plopped one of her sisters
Jethro's eyes got bigger than a margarita glass, her face redder than a chimpanzee's ass
Jed did not know what to thank
" I've only seen one and it was a cow's big udder," under his breath Jethro muttered
Of the white likker Granny took a big drank.
Jethro and Ms. Hathway rode away on a big white horse, swearing they'd never divorce
Both filled with excitement to be newlywed lovers
Strange things happen in this thing called life, such as Jethro taking her as his wife.
We should never judge a book by simply lookin' at the cover.
