Some folks on the street are saying such remarks such as the following remark, " This is possibly the game of the week in North Carolina, " and such statements such as the following statement, " If this here event was bein' played at Big Mo, the Rams would run 'em slap outten the joint, " and such statements such as the following inquisitive statement, " Beefy Larry was at The Collard Shoppe in High Point the other day purchasing five gallon buckets full of smoked collards, expired Krispy Kreme donuts, freshly squeezed orange juice from Maryland that was shipped specifically designed per Mister Beefy's specifications , four baby goats, and an ex Miss Salt Lake City that claimed she wanted to " take Mister Beefy down in Texas ", " as she made them finger thangs with her fangers similar to that chick on the television set that thinks Jake is some chick at three a. m. , when in actuality her insomniac husband is awake at that time trying to save a little currency by calling the nonchalant Jake in the wee hours of the morning, as Jake sits in his boorish cubical not givin' a shyt about anything except listenin' to some Brothers on his fancy ear plug device..