Man
I open up Preps this morning and see 9 pages... I get excited , anticipating the back and forth banter...
What has this thread become? It has turned into the " Hey guy, give me a back rub" LOL
Since no one will talk smack, Ill talk it for you!!! (And the fact some of you asked me to do this)
From the Lincolnton side:
Reidsville schedule sucks, which in turn means we win by 28
Reidsville's signature win was against McMichael this year and they suck too
Reidsville reminds me of home, we too use an outhouse for a restroom
Our BBQ is better than Short Sugars, however my tenth grade girlfriend shared the same name
You cant stop Surratt, Givens, the pint sized running back or a plethora of other players that don't as much get a sniff of the ball since Surratt came over
We beat you a couple times so that in turn, means we beat you again
Your schedule is horrible
Your hot dogs are made from regurgitated BBQ from Short Sugars, which means our City Lunch dogs are better, meaning we win by 28
We have an old wise poster named Lincolnton! What you got? And Old Mule!!! We win by 28
Shelby Lion once said we were his second favorite team... He was being nice at the time, so that means we win by 28
You played Bartlett Yancey whatever that is... We played Maiden and they beat us to death, which means they are better than Bartlett Yancey which means we win by 28
Your schedule is horrible
Lion Attack said that your schedule thus far means you suck in playoffs, he is always right, so that means we win by 28
Your colors are almost like Shelby colors, which always has intimidated us, but we beat them back in 2001 in the playoffs, and ripped up some sod to take home, meaning
we no longer fear Gold colors... You wear gold, we don't fear gold, meaning now, we win
From the Reidsville side
We have the best unknown quarterback, no one outside of Rockingham county has ever heard of, which means we beat the brakes off Lincolnton.
You had a transfer meaning, we will win the game because transfers mean you really suck, but not as bad as you did before the transfer
This is the best team since 2009.... Or 2007 When Ray Ray whats his face was the Qb... We beat Shelby that year 28-20 in the title game, they beat you last year
in the semis, meaning we boot stomp the wolves
Whoever makes the Wolves sound is not good at it, meaning we win by 42
Reidsville has 18 state championships, meaning that's more than you by 17, meaning add 18+17 plus 5 and we win by at least 40
We are 27 deep on the defensive line, meaning we will have a fresh body in there every 9.8 seconds meaning you have no chance
Our hot dogs are better than your hot dogs, no matter what Cushwa says...
Short Sugars beats Whatever that slop you have at the intersection of 27 and 150 sells, but both are not nearly as good as either Bridges in Shelby...
We have a runningback but don't remember his name because we are so deep, and because this is the best team we have had since 2009
Stan who mixed his name with animallector, had a son who played a couple years ago, who was great and is now friend with a Lincolnton player, and since we won 18 state championships, that means we will win Friday, then beat whomever comes out of the east by 84 and win number 19
We are the football capital of NC no matter what Shelby says... Yes they have more wins, and have won like 3-4-5 titles in a row, but we are better dang it... Shut it Shelby you suck
We have a Mule, yall have a Wolvesfan... We win by default
Yall have a fan names Tennvolsfan.... He pulls for The Vols meaning you suck, and we beat you because of that.
We won 18 state championships
We have a fan Ram something 12, who acts 12 and likes to stir up the boards, and even rags on us..... Meaning we win
Shelby Lion said he likes our fan base so that means we win easily...
Tanner Wilson has an arm, its going to be cold, his arm is better than Littlejohns arm in cold weather, meaning you have no chance
Our defense only gave up 1/2 a yard all season you gave up like 800 against Farley from Maiden
Our offense outscored our conference foes 1020 to 0, meaning we have the best defense in history of the state
That's about all I can think of right now, but this is just a few of the things friends from both sides told me this week...
Good luck....State championship right here because everyone knows any teams called Columbus or Holmes don't deserve a shot at the title.... We are west, meaning we are better (*Don't shoot the messenger eastern fans, this is what they all told me)
Both sides are so nervous about this game that they didn't want to post their thoughts, hence reason they asked me to post for them
You are welcome,
Shelby Lion
