First off, I have no idea who the new coach will be, but what would be crazy about him taking the job? Christian environment, winning tradition, much less stressful job for an older football coach, loyal fans who will never question your coaching, very intelligent kids, etc, etc...You're right, one would have to be crazy to be at a place like that.
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Will Rumbold deserves the AD job. This guy is the epitome of class. You will not find a better Christian, family man, or loyal supporter.