Fondly reminiscing concerning The Other Sports Watering Hole, Governor Purnell, the peaceful thoughts turned to terror remembering the evening Larry " Big Bump " Lomax throwed the seating apparatus outten the plate glass winnder, shattering glass so profusely the Containment Advisory Board entered the raucous tavern and slung Mister Lomax into the Confinement Tank. The next morning, Governor Purnell, a bunch of the bar patrons piled into one of them VW vans and strolled to the Jump Suit Motel and fetched Mister Lomax, finding him still rather inebriated, screamin' at the top of his lungs, " Don't stop, " as MIster Lomax begged the Authorities for yet more tacked on charges.
