He was 'asettin' in the reserved seatin' section lookin' at his goat's fungal infections
When up strolled Warren Sapp.
" I ain't seen you since Woodstock when I pulled my Wooden Ship up to the dock, "
" Or it cudda been at the Clinic For The Clap. "
They both crowed like Chanticlears recalling their days with the Buccaneers
In the days of coach Chucky Gruden.
Claimed Mister Gruden looked like a rooster than had just received a syringe type booster
Or the McCoys and Hatfields when they were 'feudin' .
Both of them loved to bash the coach that they dearly loved the most
Said he should be in the Hall Of Fame
Not only should he be a Famer but grow his hair like that dude Cramer
And never state your true birth name.