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Maiden at Shelby (Round 2)

whole thread cracking me up

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That Shelltown clown should not have said that crap about us playing away or saying Barney was going to ask to play up. 😂😂. I was all in.

I was willing to be a Maiden fan for the week and trash talk Shelby with them. But, Potsie Webber
up there tried to be funny so he got the horn.

I’m an equal opportunity dung (< KJV) slinger.
 
Too many threads to try to read about discuss this upcoming game....

One of you Blue Devils (preferably one that doesnt eat French dressing LOL) tell us what to expect out of your Blue devils....


Shelby this season

Passing
142-228 2356 yards and 30 tds or 214 a game

Rushing
258 attempts 1698 yards 35 tds or 154 a game

Total offense
486 plays 4054 yards 8.3 a play for 368 yards per game

Scoring
45 PPG


Opponents this season

Passing
92 -198 1196 yards 13 tds or 108 a game

Rushing
342 attempts 662 yards 1.9 per rush total of 60 yards a game and 6 tds

Total offense
540 plays 1858 yards 3.4 yards per play for 168 yards per game

Scoring
14 PPG


This is the playoffs however and all this means basically nothing, just giving you and idea of what we bring to table !

Looking forward to a hard hitting great ball game between two storied programs....
"storied program......................." Most of time "storied" autobiographies read different than biographies. Also for extra emphasis I changed the quote to 23 periods.
 
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Rulz and even Pappy ( I mean Chopper) gets it

He comes rolling up in threads like this, balling the crap up and ready to "slang it" wherever someone fires off.... thats what makes it fun

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Problem is I bet he smells worse than the dung he is rolling and slinging. I guess he is the resident "dung slinger".
 
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I’m actually in the mtns celebrating an anniversary…27 years! Brother.

Phone is slow…but I’ll be back soon ….get ur arse told soon too!🫵
Happy Anniversary!!! I just had my 28th Anniversary last Saturday. I married a good one. She agreed to go to a college football game that day (Wingate) then out to eat. 😆
 
Happy Anniversary!!! I just had my 28th Anniversary last Saturday. I married a good one. She agreed to go to a college football game that day (Wingate) then out to eat. 😆
You’re lucky ! My wife (Burns gal) and I married July 1998! She went with me to every single Shelby game that season! Hasn’t been to a single one since ! Of course I don’t blame her I wouldn’t be seen with me either … lol
 
Happy Anniversary!!! I just had my 28th Anniversary last Saturday. I married a good one. She agreed to go to a college football game that day (Wingate) then out to eat. 😆
You saw Wingate win the championship then huh?
Picked on baby boy because he didn’t go to see them…
 
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That Shelltown clown should not have said that crap about us playing away or saying Barney was going to ask to play up. 😂😂. I was all in.

I was willing to be a Maiden fan for the week and trash talk Shelby with them. But, Potsie Webber
up there tried to be funny so he got the horn.

I’m an equal opportunity dung (< KJV) slinger
enjoy that 2 hour drive on Friday night. You need some gas money?
 
Too many threads to try to read about discuss this upcoming game....

One of you Blue Devils (preferably one that doesnt eat French dressing LOL) tell us what to expect out of your Blue devils....


Shelby this season

Passing
142-228 2356 yards and 30 tds or 214 a game

Rushing
258 attempts 1698 yards 35 tds or 154 a game

Total offense
486 plays 4054 yards 8.3 a play for 368 yards per game

Scoring
45 PPG


Opponents this season

Passing
92 -198 1196 yards 13 tds or 108 a game

Rushing
342 attempts 662 yards 1.9 per rush total of 60 yards a game and 6 tds

Total offense
540 plays 1858 yards 3.4 yards per play for 168 yards per game

Scoring
14 PPG


This is the playoffs however and all this means basically nothing, just giving you and idea of what we bring to table !

Looking forward to a hard hitting great ball game between two storied programs....
Once our offensive stats are updated I'll hook you up
 
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enjoy that 2 hour drive on Friday night. You need some gas money?
I got gas money but we are eating at wingstop so any donations are appreciated You enjoy another cup cake at sink hole ... You can go eat at Richard B Wide's house of strudel after the game. Like I know you're going to Diddy.

The leaked footage from the last pancake supper is concerning. You look ridiculous.




Cuckold Orgy GIF by South Park
 
I got gas money but we are eating at wingstop so any donations are appreciated You enjoy another cup cake at sink hole ... You can go eat at Richard B Wide's house of strudel after the game. Like I know you're going to Diddy.

The leaked footage from the last pancake supper is concerning. You look ridiculous.




Cuckold Orgy GIF by South Park
lol wingstop will be closed by the time that game is over
 
Too many threads to try to read about discuss this upcoming game....

One of you Blue Devils (preferably one that doesnt eat French dressing LOL) tell us what to expect out of your Blue devils....


Shelby this season

Passing
142-228 2356 yards and 30 tds or 214 a game

Rushing
258 attempts 1698 yards 35 tds or 154 a game

Total offense
486 plays 4054 yards 8.3 a play for 368 yards per game

Scoring
45 PPG


Opponents this season

Passing
92 -198 1196 yards 13 tds or 108 a game

Rushing
342 attempts 662 yards 1.9 per rush total of 60 yards a game and 6 tds

Total offense
540 plays 1858 yards 3.4 yards per play for 168 yards per game

Scoring
14 PPG


This is the playoffs however and all this means basically nothing, just giving you and idea of what we bring to table !

Looking forward to a hard hitting great ball game between two storied programs....
Not exactly what you have listed above...but for our regular season against opponents with a winning record:

Played 5 opponents with a winning record; combined they are 37-13 (0.74%)

Maiden this regular season in 5 games vs opponents with winning record:
**Passing: 76-123 878 yards 4 TDs - 175 yards per game
**Rushing: 213 attempts for 1009 yards 12 TDs - 202 yards per game
**Total Offense: 336 plays 1887 yards (5.6 yards per play) for 377 yards per game
**Scoring: 22 PPG

Those 5 Opponents:
**Passing: 35-62 469 yards 6 TDs - 94 yards per game
**Rushing: 146 attempts for 848 yards 5 TDs - 170 yards per game
**Total Offense: 208 plays 1317 yards (6.3 yards per play) for 263 yards per game
**Scoring: 18 PPG
 
Shelby knows this want be a pushover game, we cant afford to come out flat.
We havent been hyped u quite few weeks, due to playing weak teams.
We must come out fast and be mistake free, and cut these dang pentlys down.
I saw Maiden hss few rec.. on flim think 6-2. 6'4 and maybe another 6-2 ..
But i see they like running 1st and mix pass.
Our front 7 got to go to work. Get pressure on Qb...
Not sure how good that Maiden D is, but they got bunch of rec. To stop.for Shelby
And 2 Tate boys at rb...
Going be tough to stop...
Good luck see u Fri. On a chilly
night.
 
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Shelby knows this want be a pushover game, we cant afford to come out flat.
We havent been hyped u quite few weeks, due to playing weak teams.
We must come out fast and be mistake free, and cut these dang pentlys down.
I saw Maiden hss few rec.. on flim think 6-2. 6'4 and maybe another 6-2 ..
But i see they like running 1st and mix pass.
Our front 7 got to go to work. Get pressure on Qb...
Not sure how good that Maiden D is, but they got bunch of rec. To stop.for Shelby
And 2 Tate boys at rb...
Going be tough to stop...
Good luck see u Fri. On a chilli night.
I feel like we're Stout on D. On average give up 14 points a game. We'll stop ya stop ya stop ya stop ya...give up big play. Bend but don't break when facing speed, make the big play when you need to. Might not always sack the QB but we get pressure...Shelby offense will be a tough row to hoe.
 
Shelby knows this want be a pushover game, we cant afford to come out flat.
We havent been hyped u quite few weeks, due to playing weak teams.
We must come out fast and be mistake free, and cut these dang pentlys down.
I saw Maiden hss few rec.. on flim think 6-2. 6'4 and maybe another 6-2 ..
But i see they like running 1st and mix pass.
Our front 7 got to go to work. Get pressure on Qb...
Not sure how good that Maiden D is, but they got bunch of rec. To stop.for Shelby
And 2 Tate boys at rb...
Going be tough to stop...
Good luck see u Fri. On a chilli night.
Is it Chilli night this Friday? What kind y'all cooking? @Maiden Creek will be excited, he loves food. @Shelby Lion if you have side salad there, should Creek bring his own dressing or do yall keep French down there?
 
Is it Chilli night this Friday? What kind y'all cooking? @Maiden Creek will be excited, he loves food. @Shelby Lion if you have side salad there, should Creek bring his own dressing or do yall keep French down there?
What?…them heathens eat crissy greens with Dukes Mayo on it…and call it a salad…..no thank you!

I’m eating a livermush sandwich…maybe 2.

I know it…they know it….we all know it!😜
 
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