Maiden at Shelby (Round 2)

[crestrulz]

whole thread cracking me up

That Shelltown clown should not have said that crap about us playing away or saying Barney was going to ask to play up. 😂😂. I was all in.

I was willing to be a Maiden fan for the week and trash talk Shelby with them. But, Potsie Webber
up there tried to be funny so he got the horn.

I’m an equal opportunity dung (< KJV) slinger.

 

[AlwaysAWolf]

I think we are gonna focus on the upcoming Friday night while the other 3 party's in here continue their d!@& measuring competition.

This a good spot for you to tell them about your 3 receivers over 6'6"?

The measuring statement reminded me.

 

[Shelby Lion]

whole thread cracking me up

you know good and well you'd be more like this

 

[Bobert253]

 

[Shelby Lion]

Rulz and even Pappy ( I mean Chopper) gets it

He comes rolling up in threads like this, balling the crap up and ready to "slang it" wherever someone fires off.... thats what makes it fun

 

[HoeyMan76]

Too many threads to try to read about discuss this upcoming game....

One of you Blue Devils (preferably one that doesnt eat French dressing LOL) tell us what to expect out of your Blue devils....


Shelby this season

Passing
142-228 2356 yards and 30 tds or 214 a game

Rushing
258 attempts 1698 yards 35 tds or 154 a game

Total offense
486 plays 4054 yards 8.3 a play for 368 yards per game

Scoring
45 PPG


Opponents this season

Passing
92 -198 1196 yards 13 tds or 108 a game

Rushing
342 attempts 662 yards 1.9 per rush total of 60 yards a game and 6 tds

Total offense
540 plays 1858 yards 3.4 yards per play for 168 yards per game

Scoring
14 PPG


This is the playoffs however and all this means basically nothing, just giving you and idea of what we bring to table !

Looking forward to a hard hitting great ball game between two storied programs....

"storied program......................." Most of time "storied" autobiographies read different than biographies. Also for extra emphasis I changed the quote to 23 periods.

 

[HoeyMan76]

Rulz and even Pappy ( I mean Chopper) gets it

He comes rolling up in threads like this, balling the crap up and ready to "slang it" wherever someone fires off.... thats what makes it fun

Problem is I bet he smells worse than the dung he is rolling and slinging. I guess he is the resident "dung slinger".

 

[crestrulz]

Problem is I bet he smells worse than the dung he is rolling and slinging. I guess he is the resident "dung slinger".

That’s very insulting. I like it.

 

[amaidendevil]

This a good spot for you to tell them about your 3 receivers over 6'6"?

The measuring statement reminded me.

It's 2 now and I believe I said 6'5

 

[AlwaysAWolf]

It's 2 now and I believe I said 6'5

I stand corrected by one receiver, and approximately 2 inches.

 

[FHJackets90]

I’m actually in the mtns celebrating an anniversary…27 years! Brother.

Phone is slow…but I’ll be back soon ….get ur arse told soon too!🫵

Happy Anniversary!!! I just had my 28th Anniversary last Saturday. I married a good one. She agreed to go to a college football game that day (Wingate) then out to eat. 😆

 

[Shelby Lion]

Happy Anniversary!!! I just had my 28th Anniversary last Saturday. I married a good one. She agreed to go to a college football game that day (Wingate) then out to eat. 😆

You’re lucky ! My wife (Burns gal) and I married July 1998! She went with me to every single Shelby game that season! Hasn’t been to a single one since ! Of course I don’t blame her I wouldn’t be seen with me either … lol

 

[FHJackets90]

You’re lucky ! My wife (Burns gal) and I married July 1998! She went with me to every single Shelby game that season! Hasn’t been to a single one since ! Of course I don’t blame her I wouldn’t be seen with me either … lol

Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!! 🤣

 

[Lawn12Dog]

I’m actually in the mtns celebrating an anniversary…27 years! Brother.

Phone is slow…but I’ll be back soon ….get ur arse told soon too!🫵

Congrats on that longevity bro.

 

[thekidd12]

Congrats on that longevity bro.

Yeah he’s the Lebron James of marriages…
😂😂😂

 

[thekidd12]

Happy Anniversary!!! I just had my 28th Anniversary last Saturday. I married a good one. She agreed to go to a college football game that day (Wingate) then out to eat. 😆

You saw Wingate win the championship then huh?
Picked on baby boy because he didn’t go to see them…

 

[Shelltown2002]

That Shelltown clown should not have said that crap about us playing away or saying Barney was going to ask to play up. 😂😂. I was all in.

I was willing to be a Maiden fan for the week and trash talk Shelby with them. But, Potsie Webber
up there tried to be funny so he got the horn.

I’m an equal opportunity dung (< KJV) slinger

enjoy that 2 hour drive on Friday night. You need some gas money?

 

[GrizzlyDevil]

Too many threads to try to read about discuss this upcoming game....

One of you Blue Devils (preferably one that doesnt eat French dressing LOL) tell us what to expect out of your Blue devils....


Shelby this season

Passing
142-228 2356 yards and 30 tds or 214 a game

Rushing
258 attempts 1698 yards 35 tds or 154 a game

Total offense
486 plays 4054 yards 8.3 a play for 368 yards per game

Scoring
45 PPG


Opponents this season

Passing
92 -198 1196 yards 13 tds or 108 a game

Rushing
342 attempts 662 yards 1.9 per rush total of 60 yards a game and 6 tds

Total offense
540 plays 1858 yards 3.4 yards per play for 168 yards per game

Scoring
14 PPG


This is the playoffs however and all this means basically nothing, just giving you and idea of what we bring to table !

Looking forward to a hard hitting great ball game between two storied programs....

Once our offensive stats are updated I'll hook you up

 

[crestrulz]

enjoy that 2 hour drive on Friday night. You need some gas money?

I got gas money but we are eating at wingstop so any donations are appreciated You enjoy another cup cake at sink hole ... You can go eat at Richard B Wide's house of strudel after the game. Like I know you're going to Diddy.

The leaked footage from the last pancake supper is concerning. You look ridiculous.

 

[NM88]

Shelby by 28+

 

[Shelltown2002]

I got gas money but we are eating at wingstop so any donations are appreciated You enjoy another cup cake at sink hole ... You can go eat at Richard B Wide's house of strudel after the game. Like I know you're going to Diddy.

The leaked footage from the last pancake supper is concerning. You look ridiculous.

lol wingstop will be closed by the time that game is over

 

[crestrulz]

lol wingstop will be closed by the time that game is over

They’ll be open before the game McFly.

 

[GrizzlyDevil]

Too many threads to try to read about discuss this upcoming game....

One of you Blue Devils (preferably one that doesnt eat French dressing LOL) tell us what to expect out of your Blue devils....


Shelby this season

Passing
142-228 2356 yards and 30 tds or 214 a game

Rushing
258 attempts 1698 yards 35 tds or 154 a game

Total offense
486 plays 4054 yards 8.3 a play for 368 yards per game

Scoring
45 PPG


Opponents this season

Passing
92 -198 1196 yards 13 tds or 108 a game

Rushing
342 attempts 662 yards 1.9 per rush total of 60 yards a game and 6 tds

Total offense
540 plays 1858 yards 3.4 yards per play for 168 yards per game

Scoring
14 PPG


This is the playoffs however and all this means basically nothing, just giving you and idea of what we bring to table !

Looking forward to a hard hitting great ball game between two storied programs....

Not exactly what you have listed above...but for our regular season against opponents with a winning record:

Played 5 opponents with a winning record; combined they are 37-13 (0.74%)

Maiden this regular season in 5 games vs opponents with winning record:
**Passing: 76-123 878 yards 4 TDs - 175 yards per game
**Rushing: 213 attempts for 1009 yards 12 TDs - 202 yards per game
**Total Offense: 336 plays 1887 yards (5.6 yards per play) for 377 yards per game
**Scoring: 22 PPG

Those 5 Opponents:
**Passing: 35-62 469 yards 6 TDs - 94 yards per game
**Rushing: 146 attempts for 848 yards 5 TDs - 170 yards per game
**Total Offense: 208 plays 1317 yards (6.3 yards per play) for 263 yards per game
**Scoring: 18 PPG

 

[amaidendevil]

So Shelby doesn't need to bring corners to the game cuz all we're going to do is run the ball we don't pass we are the new West Lincoln 🤷🏼‍♂️

 

[daagoob]

So Shelby doesn't need to bring corners to the game cuz all we're going to do is run the ball we don't pass we are the new West Lincoln 🤷🏼‍♂️

They’re saving them for when they travel to the football capital of Nc😃. Everyone knows the Reidsville dynasty is unstoppable