Welcome Coach Eddins to Crest high ! Where the tube rose is running down the chins of the homecoming queen and the meat sweat stains of the coaches in the stands will keep even the most arduous fan nearer to the visitors side with a jug o' Febreze !
Keep it tween the yard markers and don't get your fingers too close to any of the Crest fans mouths ! That tooth is like the finest surgeons scalpel...
Hope you have some noise canceling headphones! Your gonna need em !!!
A friend of snuff dippers
Shelby lion