I got a story like this kinda:
I was real icy one evening, I stopped at Rocks old store on Carpenters Grove, I stepped out the truck and both feet slid out from under me, and hand to the good Lord I slid all the way out into the middle of Carpenters Grove Church Road... I woulda totaled thart little small Toyota truck if they woulda hit me, but alas, they got stopped in the nick of time... Speaking of getting hit, I worked third at one time .... I owned a Florida Highway Patrol Mustang, I topped a hill on Curt Ledford Road at 2:30 am and I swear there were like 20 cats eating something in the road, I hit every last one of em.... Cats flying everywhere... even funnier story, I bottomed the hill another night and hit a DUCK in the middle of the road, I was so shocked the next day I drove back, stopped and made sure thats what i was.. LOL Im, stupid I know...But im bored....