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Come on now Cousin IT

The rightful place for any Charger is behind a mule spreading manure

That wasn’t nice I’m sorry … kinda

Anyhow ! On the facebooks earlier I was a scrollin and someone shared the charger nation post about which shirt for Friday

I was hurt that the GEUAX CHA’GAS shirt wasn’t an option to vote for????

Who’s running that dung show over there ! Come on people!!!
SL
The question is
Will the “supper/cirlce” club be taking charter buses to Salisbury ?
The reason I ask that is the only time Shelby fans travel , so we will expect a huge crowd at Crest tomorrow night. Shelby don’t and won’t travel unless charter bus is involved.
 
How cool would it to be after the state championships are over, to do a fund rasier for both teams, split the money and have Crest vs Shelby 2
ALl money raised be split..

I think be great game, Shelby playing its best balll. Crest already being explosive..
 
How cool would it to be after the state championships are over, to do a fund rasier for both teams, split the money and have Crest vs Shelby 2
ALl money raised be split..

I think be great game, Shelby playing its best balll. Crest already being explosive..
You get 10 of your friends. I’ll get 10 of mine.

We’ll play. Wayne is playing QB for us.
 
Lol, i gotta see him at Qb, but Is is training for a marathon....so he be in shape...lol
If y’all try to recruit him. It won’t take much. I figure a blonde blowup doll and some viagra will be all it takes.

Have a couple of Vienna Weenie cans ( the bbq kind) just in case he tries to play hardball
 
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I will play center for both teams if we can't get enough. LOL
Were going back old school Wishone

SHSLion you can be QB.... Dynasty definitely our center......we wont throw it so basically all you need to do is hand it off..

I call dibs on FB spot, LA is my halfback, shelbyfan other halfback.. We will lead block, cause aint a single one of you old farts catching Lion Attack... He is still young and unlike me in shape.... Well I am in shape its called round... SHUT UP.....

Im good for at least 5 plays or so before I die of a myocardial infarction or pass out from heat stroke, safe bet on either..... if I happen to make it past the 5th play, yall can find me snacking on a livermush sammich near our gatorade...
 
I wanna play also … I mean I don’t have a Cleveland co. address but I’m sure my Crest buddies can help me out with that 😂 and I’m not old as dirt like y’all so I can still work the next day

I got you dog. I got you an address and you can have my spot.

My knees are straight laughing at me right now. You’ve saw me try to get down off that bleacher. You should film it every time I do it. You’ll have a heck of an Instagram reel eventually. 😂
 
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Shelby Lion does as he always does before he goes to bed and peruse the Youtubes watching everything from Vice Grip Garage *look it up* or a myriad of music etc....

WELL, I stumbled across some video from the Crest and Statesville game, and it sure was nice for Coach Jimmy Joe Bob Jack Sorsegon to give ole Shelby Lion a shout out ..... Im honored, but still dont have a shirt...Clip is short, and yes I even added the actual infidels fight song into the mix...

Thanks Coach.... You're the best :)

 
Fail Charlie Brown GIF by Peanuts
 
Were going back old school Wishone

SHSLion you can be QB.... Dynasty definitely our center......we wont throw it so basically all you need to do is hand it off..

I call dibs on FB spot, LA is my halfback, shelbyfan other halfback.. We will lead block, cause aint a single one of you old farts catching Lion Attack... He is still young and unlike me in shape.... Well I am in shape its called round... SHUT UP.....

Im good for at least 5 plays or so before I die of a myocardial infarction or pass out from heat stroke, safe bet on either..... if I happen to make it past the 5th play, yall can find me snacking on a livermush sammich near our gatorade...
SL at Fullback is dangerous. I saw him absolutely demolish a set of stairs at work. He even sent me proof it happened. Has anyone tried to tackle a wet bag of sand lately. I would start there. I live a mile from the Crest and Burns line so I don't have a dog in the fight. For a Slim Jim, Sundrop and a can of Copenhagen I will run the scoreboard though. Should be pretty easy considering it will be the first recorded game in history to end with a 2-2 tie.
 
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SL at Fullback is dangerous. I saw him absolutely demolish a set of stairs at work. He even sent me proof it happened. Has anyone tried to tackle a wet bag of sand lately. I would start there. I live a mile from the Crest and Burns line so I don't have a dog in the fight. For a Slim Jim, Sundrop and a can of Copenhagen I will run the scoreboard though. Should be pretty easy considering it will be the first recorded game in history to end with a 2-2 tie.
OK OK So I took a swan dive backerds off the top step in our bay at the PD..... But did you notice the grace and agility of lovingly sitting the 3 grand piece of radio equipment atop the box to keep from me either landing on it, or shattering it whilst in mid dive? Maybe I need to post that here LOL

landed flat backed on the nice concrete bay floor, and turtled for a good 30 seconds before acting like nothing happened

Graceful as an overweight 10 minute old giraffe.... Im telling you..
 
OK OK So I took a swan dive backerds off the top step in our bay at the PD..... But did you notice the grace and agility of lovingly sitting the 3 grand piece of radio equipment atop the box to keep from me either landing on it, or shattering it whilst in mid dive? Maybe I need to post that here LOL

landed flat backed on the nice concrete bay floor, and turtled for a good 30 seconds before acting like nothing happened

Graceful as an overweight 10 minute old giraffe.... Im telling you..
You made it sound way worse than I thought it was. Had I told the story you would have done a backflip off the top step right after saying "You want to see how us Deeeertay Ankle folks pack a can of straight with no hands?"
 
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