Please be careful. Mr. Lincolnton!
Cheerduck, thank you my friend. Those of us who have a jogging routine incur certain risks, like irritable and careless drivers, sudden changes in the weather, and a few of us who, well actually, I’m the only one I know of, got reported as a possible absconder from the nursing home, and then there is of course, dogs.
Cannot understand for the life of me why people want dogs with a bad disposition. This past Sunday a lady had a Yorkshire terrier on a leash and it almost got my ankle. She acted surprised saying “Fruitfly, what is your problem.” Like she didn’t know. She’d taught it to be an ankle biter
There’s another one, I’m not going to describe the dog because the owner reads these boards, and actually he is a pretty good guy, other than to say it’s a big dog, but that snapping snarling thing is going to hurt somebody. It looks like a jack-in the-box dipping over their fence trying to bite me.
I would never try to hurt a dog unless it was to avoid serious injury, but if one of them does happen to bite me, it will perish, quickly, to emphasize, I would not hurt one of them, but my genetics are such that they would make a cottonmouth snake appear noble as an eagle…Best as I can remember, a microliter is about what you’d see if you dipped the point of a sewing needle in ink. Should one of these dogs ingest that much of my blood it would just as well have lapped up arsenic sauce or been bit by a cobra. It would be like the old Mountain Dew slogan “It’ll tickle your innards.” I can say with confidence that a medicine dropper of my hemoglobin would pollute lake Hickory. ..Didn’t mean to ramble on. Appreciate you letting me vent a little.
Thank you again, my friend. I’ll surely try to be careful.