His parked his moped in a garage adjacent to the Shady Likker Lodge
Mister Smee gazed at her revealing silky dress
Told her they called him Jungle as he rapidly began to mumble
Said her name was simply More Orless.
He said " Whur is you frum, " as he took another drank of rum
More said she was from " New York City. "
" I went there once in sixty nine and that Woodstock thang blew my mind "
More admired his naive neigh eve a titity.
More said she graduated from NYU half French Canadian and the other half Sioux
Jungle told her of his exotic yard goats
Said she once ate raw whale blubber and hated them Trojan rubbers
Claimed she was " free spirited and remote. "
Mister Smee's eyes now batted quicker as he took a drank of her likker
He'd drunked up his allotted share
" I now live in my mobile home sans cable and land line phone "
" Until I join the traveling carnival slash fair. "
They continued to talk and chat spewing lies and chewing fat
He often thought of nothng but More Orless
The lady from New York City sharing her passion, beaver, and pity
And of course her sisters revealing dress.
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