'MotownMo' a-top Eno Mountain settin on a empty beer keg,
Eatin pork rinds and dranking dog sweat watchin fire ants crawl up his leg,
His furrowed brow was evidence of how he needed just three wishes,
When 'Beldar' slid up with his vehicle that resembled upside down tin pie dishes,
'Mo' asted, 'how do I keep other teams coaches oft' my sidelines stealing signs and Orange High T's',
'Beldar' said, Easy there 'Mo' just ast' them fo' their GOP issued voter ID's',
'Mo' queried how bout these broke bones we got and players dressed in gauze tape ribbons,
'Beldar' said, 'Meep meep meep good luck cause healin' injuries belong to St Cardinal of Gibbons',
'Mo' then cried what bout these refs whose flags fly against us like clothes line laundry,
I feedum' sour rat sammaches and road kill tea, I cant understand their quandary,
I put snakes in their cars and nails in their tars and hot sauce in their referee pants,
'Beldar' said, 'Well coach you know they graduated in 2004, fum Eastern Alamance',