Come on LA
He couldn't spell Pasquotank, so that is the real reason he doesn't acknowledge any affiliation with them at this point
He was on the Pasquotank Croquet team as a youngster, they came in third place out of three teams at the Fort Caswell Collective Croquet tournament in 1936
He proudly displays the picture of himself in the "we're #3" foam finger on his wall, and gleefully stares at it from his basement computer lab...
He now spends his days, telling 1a and 2 a teams that they are the Junior Varsity, whilst Puddles his hairless cat sits upon his lap licking the coagulated
peanut butter crust from between his fingers...
Now you all know