Lot of things are decrepit around here, including me. I'm worse off than the tinman, at least he has an oil can for his joints.
About Lincolnton High, I live in that neighborhood and my jogging route goes past our stadium. While running by there, not so long ago, I found some money. It was a fairly large bill, so the next day I took it over to the high school to turn it in. I waited until classes were dismissed, thinking the office staff wouldn't be busy. Wanted to tell them if no one claimed it within a short time to put it in the faculty coffee fund or to use it however they wanted to.
I went to the main entrance and it was locked. There is a small intercom beside the door with a button to press for assistance...A couple of minutes later, an athletic young man dressed in what appeared to be a coaches garb cracked the door open about three inches and bluntly asked "What do you need ?" After telling him, he said "Take it to the office", which I did.
Thought to myself, "What a cordial guy." Believe he thought I was one of the homeless people who live in that area. Wondered how he would have reacted if I'd said "Son, how about going down to the cafeteria and fix an old man a ham sandwich, put a little salt and pepper on it but go easy on the mustard and mayo, and too, when you pass vending, get me a Coca-Cola, and be sure it's NOT the diet type.
Side Note: In the above quote by amaidendevil, he mentions walking to the end of our (Lincolnton High's) school district. This is not hyperbole, the way it looks on the districts' map, parts of the West Lincoln School District come all the way to the creek which runs behind our visitors' stands. Granted, the property just across this creek is undeveloped, but I don't know of any other school whose district runs up to their stadium area.
Side Note: While I'm at it, if I could put in a plug for Lincolnton, The primary streets that encircle the school and stadium area are named, Skip Lawing Drive and Jeb Seagle Drive. Both were Lincolnton High alumni, who were killed in combat. Sgt. Paul Lawing, Jr. was a special forces (Green Beret) soldier in the Vietnam War, and Capt. Jeb Seagle was a Marine Corp gunship pilot in the invasion of Grenada. You would have like them, both.