P-Diddy
Sir, that would be affirmative...
You see mister P-Diddy, as soon as the scotties place any bodily oil on the foozball, I would sit on the John...as they call it. Then I would count one-one thousand until 45secs has elapsed. By then and only then is when my turd had dropped. Not because it is scientifically proven but because the bleachers which rise above the bathroom would rumble, only to shake and rattle my peanut butter nut turd of it's hinges.
At about 55secs all the sewer water should have cleansed everything in it's upper path
Scotties win this one practically easy....