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Orange vs Cornith Holders

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'MoTownMo' got a call he been dodging, but one day it must come to pass,
He'd been invited to, a reunion of, the founding members of the first Chippendale class,
'Mo' said but I gotta coach, and who can handle my bunch,
Between players and fans they eat mind altering substances for breakfast, supper, and lunch,

Then in the door a man appeared, dressed in trench coat and snap brim hat,
He said I'am 'Tatermommy' and, in the offense seat he rared back,
'Tater' said my qualifications are PTSD, and Agent Orange induced diminished capacity,
Vietnam taught me my coaching skills and some Viet Cong tricks that are nasty,

Then another appeared and fell in the door reeking of cheep wine, and that green veggie material,
Hit was Tri 5 and 'my defense will skin their hide!', he yelled while munchie' some boxes of cereal,
The team passed out, and the fans assumed the nuclear duck and cover position,
While the new coaches searched in each others pockets, for their latest head med prescription,

Now what will happen this Friday, will soon be in hi school lore,
And I am sure that the faithful cannot wait till 'Mosie', comes back thru the door,
Cause practice will be like Navy Seal training and the fans will get a dose too,
Of how they run those re-education camp for those who aint got a clue,










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Orange banged out a win against a really well coached Lee County team. They will have to tighten it up a little bit more this week.
 
Me and a few oldtime shuckin' and jivin' acquaintances were sittin' down at Jake's Billard Parlor , located on Spring Garden Street in Greensboro, N.C. adjacent to the University of North Carolina at Greensboro awhile ago, when in walked a familiar slash unfamiliar face. I felt I knew this lady, but it had been so many years, she nor I looked quite the same. But as our eyes met, and after ordering herself a Corona beer, she sashayed over to our booth and remarked something similar to this astonishing statement, " Hi, GSO, do you remember me ? I'm the British chick from the Waffle House in Hillsburgatonia, when you claimed you were on a Defense-O-Rama slash Collard Growers, slash Goat Farmers Convention," she lovingly commented in her West London accent. I could feel my palms getting sweaty, similar to a novice tight rope walker with a Level Ten hangover. All kind of intrinsical thoughts flashed before my eyes as I tried to remember this familar slash unfamiliar face, Ms. TaTa. And then, similar to an eight year old that had mistakenly shat on the floor instead of the toilet, I said something similar to the maiden, " I'm sorry, Ma'am, I can't recall your name. " She didn't miss a beat when she said, " I'm Cornith " Holders " Yourlikker, originally from Montreal , Quebec. " My facial area turned amber as an antelope's ass, Ms. TaTa, as I recalled our eight hour conversation in a Toronto tavern decades ago when I mumbled something similar into the maiden's earlobe, " Only a fool would let you stroll outten the motel room unromanticized, " as I brushed my front teeth to mask the smell of the Vodker Palace, after we had checked into the sleeping quarters.. Putting the toothpaste back into my travel bag, I heard a big thud, sounding similar to a hotel door that's almost slammed offen its hinges. I frantically looked around the room for my flip flops and Bermuda shorts, and when finding slash donning the clothing apparel, I simultaneously ran into the hallway of the motel and screamed this statement, " Brang back that cooler and my damn golfing cleets. "



Link.
 
I need Players for sale or rent
The ones I got are bruised and bent.
Some play, some cheer , some set
Some time at practice they forget
Ah, but..two hours of coaching soon
Buys an eight by twelve padded room
I coach wearing jeans by no means
King of the 'Mo,s'.

Full boxcar, on the crazy train,
In Hills-bur its all the same.
We got ol worn out suits and shoes,
I don't like the coachin blues,
I broke old remotes I have found
Cuss and, rant and sling em' around
I never wash my jeans by no means
King of the 'Mo's'.

I know every referee an their all the same
I talk bout their parents, and call them names
And I got pics of em' wearing evening gowns
And I throw thangs at em' till they turn around

I need Players for sale or rent
The ones I got are bruised and bent.
Some play, some cheer , some set
Some time at practice they forget
Ah, but..two hours of coaching soon
Buys an eight by twelve padded room
I coach wearing jeans by no means
King of the '
 
For some squads that don't participate in the transfer today play tomorrow Rules Du Jour of the laughable shenanigans of " split conferences, " they'll have to be Kings of the Road from here on in, barring upsets from lower seeds.




Link.
 
The day will come soon when the Orange football community will look at these times as 'the good old days'. Just ask the folks in Graham. Some people relive their ''has been or never was'' high school years through the kids and they think there is some conspiracy to keep certain kids back. Or they think that the coaches do not do enough to sell the players to colleges. The truth is that grades get most and lack of talent gets some others and what's left over don't have the work ethic to survive. This is not rec ball and everybody doesn't get to play. The JV and varsity play two platoon football so there are close to 50 spots for players to play. I was shocked at the conduct and comments that came from the stands. Maybe that is why Orange has never had the success that it has today. Maybe the community cannot handle winning football. I cannot understand why concerned people complain to the central office and completely bypass the coach, athletic director and principal. Of course maybe that's why these taxes are so high and the jobs are on the other side of the county line and Chapel Hill/Carrboro runs things and Orange County is just a punch line for the rest of the state.
 
Yowie zowie things are getting hot. I noticed that both coaches were being yelled at by their fans. Lee Counties fans thought that they should have kicked the extra point and played for overtime. And I am at a loss as to what the Orange fans were mad about. It reminds me of the man whose wife and girlfriend are pregnant and he blames them both or his troubles.
 
The AD is the one that hired this coaching staff. The head coach quit the week that practice started and the current coach was called on Wednesday when practice started on Saturday. The persuasion that transpired between the two came down to a simple if not you than who. Think of the memories that would have evaporated if the answer was no.
 
In your previous essay, Orange Crush Fifty Two, you type, " Of course maybe that's why these taxes are so high and the jobs are on the other side of the county line and Chapel Hill slash Carrboro run things and Orange County is just a punch line for the rest of the state. " Where I beg to differ, Sir, or Ma'am, is the part that says, " Orange County is just a punch line for the rest of the state. " Personally, I've heard a few " punch lines " as they referred to some of our beautiful one hundred counties, comments referring to intra-family matrimony, three a. m. trailer park disputes, which lucky resident will win the Bath For The Week drawing that's held every Thursday in some of our southwestern North Carolina - S.C. border counties, moped misadventures, the mass confusion at the annual Genealogy Convention when some residents find the family tree twisted as day glow Palmetto Bugs , and tendin' the still during Likker Makin' Season, but I've never, ever heard anybody talkin' any punch line-ish material directed toward Orange County, or any counties in the immediate slash sixty mile radius of Orange County..
 
I saw her stroll in with that New York-ish type strut
Our four eyes transfixed like Elmer's glue
Hoping she ain't an alien from Jupiter slash Venus
Or a crazed nurse from the Butner ICU.

She ordered a Corona beer and squeezed a tangy green lime
A shard of lime gingerly hit one of her sisters
I tried to be cool and act like I'd seen a set before
Her hair follicles were red as feet blisters.

The lady sashayed slowly toward the dimly lit booth
The green lava lamps seemed to dance and flicker
" You may remember me from an earlier dream you had
" I'm the one they call Holders Yourlikker. "

I"d never met nor seen this person prior 'till that night
Her Auburn hair was now Fenway green
What she said next made my arm hair stand erect
" The Orange Panthers to win by seventeen. "







.









Link.
 
this is a society that we live in with absolutely 0 accountability or consequence for kids. we have built a society designed to fail. we put the blame on everybody else but ourselves. coaches and teachers don't have a chance even the ones that win all the time or are successful in the classroom. it is absolutely embarrassing to sit in the stands and listen to parents especially when you know the impact these coaches have on these kids and the ones that do it the right way. it's very rare to find a team that has everybody "All IN" community/parents/coaches/players. to me that's what makes a true winner no matter whether you win or lose. and this is a big reason i exited the high school coaching scene and strictly work with the younger kids and build from the ground up. public school sports is heading down a dead end road and we have nobody to thank but ourselves. pat is one of the best around and the fact it's not 100% appreciated is an absolute joke!!
 
Ditto. Pat would last about five minutes on the open market. The very last thing Orange Nation wants to see is him on the other sideline. This year at Graham their fans saw on the field what once was and what could have been.
 
I think the principal is about to have a ''whose your Daddy'' moment.
 
Loosin Loosin, oh no
Sayin' we got Mo, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Said Loosin Loosin, oh baby
Said we got Mo

A fine little team, they play for he
Catch a bus this Fri-a-dee
Sail that bus about, arrive n shone
Hopin we'll play again at home

Loosin Loosin, oh no
Sayin' we got Mo, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Said Loosin Loosin, oh baby
Sayin we got Mo

Few nights and days an then we see
Think of it, all constantly
On that bus I dream were there
I smell the victory in her air

Loosin Loosin, oh no
Sayin' we got Mo, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Said Loosin Loosin, oh baby
Sayin we got Mo
Okay, lets go get en right now!

See, see Hillsbro, the moon above
We turn the lights on, we run and shove
Take me on the field again
One last home game to play again

Loosin Loosin, oh no
Sayin' we got Mo, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Said Loosin Loosin, oh baby
Sayin we got Mo
 
I'll probably upset some but… I've grown very tired over the past couple years reading these posts about Orange and finally decided to create an account to post (which is not easy for an old guy like me). But here goes…

I'm an Orange fan, played for them, had sons play for the, and continue to root for them. However, I'm tired of the fact that 98% of the posts by a couple of Orange folks do nothing but sing praises of the coaches with hardly a mention of the boys who actually play on the field. Post upon post, poem upon poem, song upon song written about the saintliness of "King Mo" and the rest of his hall-of-fame staff.

Could it be that the reason the reason for Orange's recent success is…

1. They have an Ivy League QB who is a true leader in every way and who has won at every level he's participated in.

2. They have possibly the best all-around player in Bryse Wilson who single handedly won some games for Orange this year. Ol' Coach Mo (as y'all call him) would not be in the second round of the playoffs if it weren't for Bryse snuffing out Lee's 2-point conversion.

3. You have a play maker with speed in Brandon-Dean.

4. You have Holt and Bolden who can hammer north-south.

5. You have 2 D-1 size d-linemen.

6. You have fighters in the likes of Meeks and the Lemasters (just to name a few)

All I'm saying is before you raise coaches to the level of sainthood, give the kids some credit. There aren't too many coaching staffs out there who couldn't win with this group of boys.
 
Been saying these boys were special since 7/8th grade - knuckleheads; and if they all stay together they would be the State Champs at senior year, not much anyone can say any different, if you don't believe check out the tape - These boys can flat out play:

http://www.ohsqbclub.com/video.html
 
All coaches have the ability to select systems but the great coaches attract the best players and put them in a position to make game changing plays. I don't see any of the posts disparaging the players and if some take offense to the lighthearted prose this 'aint' the New York Times.
 
You damn tootin' this ain't the New York Times, these stories slash poems slash songs up in here have soul, meaning, and subliminal meanings slash nonchalant innocent innuendos slash classic rock and roll, while the envious slash bumblin' slash New York press zoom in on NCPreps to see what is shakin' with the bacon. Where do you think they fetch all that crazy shty they come up with ?
 
Early in the mornin you could see him arrive
He steps outta' his truck bout seven forty five
Kinda narrow at the shoulder and narrow at the hip
And with a big-gie coffee cluthced in his grip its ol' Mo


ol' Mo, Sorta Big Mo, Saggy Pants Mo



Nobody seemed to know when Mo left home
He just drifted down seventy and arrived all alone
He didn't say much with a mouth full of buiscuit
As he tried not to drop his low fat Triscuts ol' Mo



Somebody said he's full a beans
At Graham they say he's the best they ever seen
When the Orange coach quit and left empty hands
He said lets lead em' to the Promised Land, ol' Mo



ol' Mo, Sorta Big Mo, Saggy Pants Mo


Then came the day when it was game time
When the team started winnin and fans started cryin'
Players were prayin' and hearts beat fast
And now each game seems the better than the last thanks Mo'



Through the heat and the cold oh the stories we can tell
Walked a giant of a man that the players knew well
Grabbed some by the jersey and others by the pants,
And the amzing victories kept the fans in a trance, ol' Mo



ol' Mo, Sorta Big Mo, Saggy Pants Mo



And with all of his strength he thought up new scemes
To make the players realize their dreams
When eleven men pushed Orange became the new fave
From losing seasons he from them saved, ol' Mo



First through the air the success was found
Then came that rumble way down on the ground
The defense was a wall and special teams are fine
Other teams knew it was the end of their line, thanks Mo



ol' Mo, Sorta Big Mo, Saggy Pants Mo



Now its late in the season and some things are happin
Some dont even like the Tater or Trip 5's rappin
The Napeoleon Syndrom is gettin outa hand
But the team has faith in their biggest fan, ol'Mo
 
Hey, I enjoy the poems and songs, spices up the boards a bit. It's what makes these boards more entertaining than the sports page in the newspaper, and some of y'all have some talent. All I'm saying is for every mention of coaching greatness how bout a shout out to the boys making things happen, Cloer, Wilson, Wagoner, Fredrick, Brandon-Dean, Bolden, Holt, Lemaster, Meeks, Stephenson, just to name a few. I'll still stand by my comment that these boys would be winning no matter who coached them.
 
We are the Pan-thers Shufflin' Crew
Shufflin' on down, playin it for you.
Our coaches dance like they're made of wood .
So here we are just like we should.
We're not here to start not trouble.
We're just here to do the Playoff Shuffle.



I'm Cloer and I play like John Wayne
I wave the flag and bring home the fame
Pass or run it don't matta
Our winning record just gets fatta
But I'm not here to start no trouble
I'm just here to do the Playoff shuffle

Brandon-Dean let me say
With Waggs and Sykes its a big pay day
Paul and Shay lay em down like Elvis
I fake em em' out when I shake my pelvis
But I'm not here to start no trouble
I'm just here to do the Playoff shuffle



Boldin and Holt Deconstruction Team
We hit defenses and they put out steam
In the fourth quarter start the bus
Cause no defender squares up in front of us
But they're not here to start no trouble
They're just here to do the Playoff shuffle



Big Jake and Bruse Brother By-ron
They leave offensive linemen ly-on
On the ground on this you can trust
'O'S average one yard n' a cloud of dust
But they're not here to start no trouble
They're just here to do the Playoff shuffle

Now here's a secret nobody knows
We got hay stuffed up in coaches clothes
Earnie thought this up on Dove huntin day
We wouldn't make it any other way
But we're not here to start no trouble
We're just here to do the Playoff shuffle



Cloer makes plays up the night before
Fredericks got the keys to the locker room door
Defense comes from the Madden game
And practice by Twitter makes our thumbs lame
But we're not here to start no trouble
We're just here to do the Playoff shuffle

Now Cornith Holders will be a tuff test
Like stealing honey fum a bee hive nest
And Orange will arrive in Jed Clampett's caravan
And hope to leave for a home game stand
Cause they're not here to cause no trouble
They jus want to continue this playoff shuffle















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Orange has some talented & tough players, some with attitudes, some have tempers, some have both, some know how to control their emotions, others need to learn to let their playing ability speak for them selves.
The Panthers have the potential to go deep in the playoffs.
Orange has a great coaching staff, I don't always agree with their play calling, but hey that's what they get paid to do.
Everyone who has ever coached has made some mistakes, and we know that the best coaches and refs. are in the stands.
We all make decisions and choices, and we have to live with the consequences, that goes for players, coaches, admins., fans and parents.
I've been on the field as a player, in the stand as a fan, as a parent, and stood on the sidelines coaching for over 25 years.
One thing I've learned is that winning games is a Team effort, team means everyone involved working together.
OHS has had some great teams over the years, look in the trophy case, they have had some teams that only won 3-4 games a year.
OHS has had 3 seasons with more than 10 wins, so let's give the credit to both the Athletes who play the game and the coaches who coach the game, but the coaches can't play the game on the field, so they have to motivate and inspire the players to do their best, and from my point of viewing the game, the staff is doing a good job.
Watching High school football is the highlight of this ole man's week.
Wishing the best for all players & coaching staff, 4 more W's and you'll be state champs.
 
Orange has experience on the road and in the playoffs. There is no reason for the players to have the "Jimmys'. This game should be very competitive.
 
Where are some good places to eat.




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Now just a few notes bout traveling to Wake Co for the Oranch Co crew,
This might keep thou fum being kabarrassed bout the thangs that we do,
Like that place in Cary called, 'Deliverance Bar-B-Q',
That aint no restaurant for folks who believe in Noah's two by two,

They may think its funny when we say, 'hey cuz you doin fine',
It keeps the farm in the fambly when the fambly tree is a pine,
And cause our cheerleaders are all gals just like they were born,
We don't understand theirs were not until they were transformed,

So here we come wif spit cup and clothes of camo green,
Drankin country coffee if'in you know just what I mean,
Cheerin' our boys till our store bought teef fall out n' hit the ground,
And hopin that we make it to this next Thanksgiving round,





This post was edited on 11/21 11:30 AM by tatermommy
 
Originally posted by orangekatz82:
Hey, I enjoy the poems and songs, spices up the boards a bit. It's what makes these boards more entertaining than the sports page in the newspaper, and some of y'all have some talent. All I'm saying is for every mention of coaching greatness how bout a shout out to the boys making things happen, Cloer, Wilson, Wagoner, Fredrick, Brandon-Dean, Bolden, Holt, Lemaster, Meeks, Stephenson, just to name a few. I'll still stand by my comment that these boys would be winning no matter who coached them.
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i hate to tell you but your wrong orange. and i could prove it but i don't want to hurt feelings. either way these guys have been talking about the boys a lot for past years. heck i went to duke hospital and met a dr that was explaining their son and i knew exactly who she was talking about and his name because of reading the orange posts. so take that for what it's worth. i think you may have missed those posts. either way it makes for a great combination. great athletes + great coaching = a lot of wins!
 
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