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Garinger Hires Wilson

Nine head coaches in ten years? That's like trying to find a decent chili dog at a state fai - good luck with that! No wonder the team’s more confused than a cat at a dog park! When coaches come and go quicker than a Buc-ee's brisket sandwich, how you gonna get that tight-knit vibe? It’s like rolling dice for a game plan, bro - sometimes you hit, but mostly you miss! And let’s be real, two years is barely enough to figure out where the bathroom is, let alone build a winning squad! They need some steady hands up in there!
 
Nine head coaches in ten years? That's like trying to find a decent chili dog at a state fai - good luck with that! No wonder the team’s more confused than a cat at a dog park! When coaches come and go quicker than a Buc-ee's brisket sandwich, how you gonna get that tight-knit vibe? It’s like rolling dice for a game plan, bro - sometimes you hit, but mostly you miss! And let’s be real, two years is barely enough to figure out where the bathroom is, let alone build a winning squad! They need some steady hands up in there!
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