Congratulations to Oranges Bryse Wilson

[tatermommy]

Oranges Bryse Wilson was named to the AP All State team as an athlete. Bryse carried his baseball All American pitching arm out onto the football field this year risking losing lottery style money to injury. He started off the year as a wideout then when the quarterback was injured he was moved to qb. After the quarterback came back he was moved to wingback due to an injury there. And played the entire season at linebacker. He endured low hits and late hits and as the game wore on he got less hits. He is as tuff as a microwave steak, rough as an outhouse corncob and loyal as grandma. He never showboated and when he made a great play he acted like he had been there before.

 

[AhsCougar1]

I was gonna say "this sound like it was written by his mom" and then I looked at the screen name

 

[tatermommy]

I am not his mother. Nor his not the mama. The only Wilsons in my family were baseball gloves. So I asked them if they wrote it and they said nuthin. Which means they revoked the 5th commandment against self discrimination. So I got a lawyer. He asked if the gloves had been arrested and I said no but they are in my custody. So he ordered me not to ask them any questions. He asted what the bond was and I said one is named Barry Bonds and the other Ted Williams. He said he would come over at 9 am for their first appearance. I said they are not new but used. He said if they were used to being in custody they should be ok...

 

[Huey Long]

Why do yall pull his chain knowing he'll get started. That was about the stupidest thing I have ever read.

 

[tatermommy]

Its not as stupid as setting here watching three TV channels that is ringing in New Years in three different time zones. Now what time is the real time. When I call my brother at 1 oclock in San Friedcisco and he says I was supposed to call at 4 oclock which one is right. Why don't I just take my phone outside and go jumpin around. Does that change the time.