Happy Thanksgiving, Ms. King , hoping you and yours are well, Ma'am, and to all the football geniuses that type up in here, information that can't be found in newspapers, parking lot flyers, or coffee shoppe lingo. Maybe Scotland County will come out on the good foot this week, MIster Bubba Jones, and for your sake, Sir, I hope they do.
P.S. Please give Cracker Jack our regards, Ms. King. Alvin, our pet mule, always wanted to meet Cracker Jack, but last Autumn Alvin joined some two bit " circus " that claimed they worked out of some small town outside of Des Moines. We got a Western Union telegram about two weeks ago saying he'd be here for Thanksgiving, but the Trailways he was mojoin' in got delayed in Memphis. He called awhile ago from a phone booth beside the Cheerwine Soda Machine and said he was on the way, but he'd been asked to leave the transportation device in Rome, Georgia for conduct unbecoming of a passenger.