Happy thanksgiving from the Shelby Lion home to yours..
Well not the Crest fans, screw them: I hope their turkey is dry, their stuffing is like gravel and their cranberry sauce right out of the can, gives them the squirts....
Of course knowing them and their issues with teeth, they'll have to gum their giblet gravy..... Which cousin gets nominated to chew their food up and spit it in their mouths like a baby bird this season?
May your season be merry, but may the fleas of a thousand camels get lost in the waddles of your many chins..... Ya heathens