Dearest Mt. Airy, Eastern Randolph and Mt. Heritage folks

[TarVikes]

👏👏👏

I bow to the master…
But…
I’ll keep trying to improve Obi Wan…

You’ve got your work cut out for you to keep up with the Shelby Lion lol

 

[buzzcoach]

Thunder???

That was the thighs of girthy Eastern gals, bombarding their way up to the counter to order their Super Sausage biscuit combo at Hardees before lumbering their way to their meaningless job of sitting on that dump truck they call a hind end, smelling like marlboros and baby powder selling fake Loreal makeup to the other Randolph county women trying to hide their mustaches

White Christmas? No matter what you heathens call it, the crystal meth stuck in your nostril hair aint a White Christmas, its more of a stay up 72 houra straight biting at the meth buds crawling up your arms....

Now I want a sausage biscuit from Hardee's. Dang it.

 

[thekidd12]

You’ve got your work cut out for you to keep up with the Shelby Lion lol

Come by 3A next year…
I do alright for a country boy sometimes…
SL remembers my time in 2A…

 

[FreedomAlum]

Good Thunder???

That was the thighs of girthy Eastern gals, bombarding their way up to the counter to order their Super Sausage biscuit combo at Hardees before lumbering their way to their meaningless job of sitting on that dump truck they call a hind end, smelling like marlboros and baby powder selling fake Loreal makeup to the other Randolph county women trying to hide their mustaches

White Christmas? No matter what you heathens call it, the crystal meth stuck in your nostril hair aint a White Christmas, its more of a stay up 72 houra straight biting at the meth bugs crawling up your arms....

All I took from this was “meth, fat girls, Christmas and biscuits.”

 

[TarVikes]

Come by 3A next year…
I do alright for a country boy sometimes…
SL remembers my time in 2A…

Probably gonna have to. Looking at the teams that will be in 2A - there will probably only be about 1 post a week on the 2A boards

 

[thekidd12]

All I took from this was “meth, fat girls, Christmas and biscuits.”

See now that’s a party right there 👍

 

[Deana_King]

Probably gonna have to. Looking at the teams that will be in 2A - there will probably only be about 1 post a week on the 2A boards

We have fans from Starmount, East Wilkes, Mitchell, Murphy, Swain, Cherokee plus the new Corvian posters.

Eastern-wise I’m not sure who will be here except Tarboro.

 

[thekidd12]

We have fans from Starmount, East Wilkes, Mitchell, Murphy, Swain, Cherokee plus the new Corvian posters.

Eastern-wise I’m not sure who will be here except Tarboro.

2nd Corinthians poster is just one guy ain’t it?
1A forum probably will have a similar look as Carolina preps used to with a heavy SMC contingent.

 

[Thunder_struck8712]

@Shelby Lion better get them rubbers out of storage…
No your sister ain’t coming by for a visit…
I awoke to thunder this morning…
Good chance it’s gonna be a White Christmas!!!

I was not at your house this morning!

 

[goldendomer10]

This group seems to be getting (re)-acquainted nicely and everyone is playing together well.

 

[thekidd12]

This group seems to be getting (re)-acquainted nicely and everyone is playing together well.

For now…
Everybody but Heritage is playing basketball ( to stay in shape for baseball by the way )
We will see how things shake out next fall…

 

[goldendomer10]

For now…
Everybody but Heritage is playing basketball ( to stay in shape for baseball by the way )
We will see how things shake out next fall…

That’s exactly how I viewed basketball. It was great exercise to stay in shape for the sports I really liked.

 

[The Deerhunter]

All I took from this was “meth, fat girls, Christmas and biscuits.”

Sounds like a Burke county Thanksgiving family dinner.

 

[FreedomAlum]

Sounds like a Burke county Thanksgiving family dinner.

Sure. As I said above.

 

[thekidd12]

@buzzcoach hey no game day video to pump everyone up?
@Shelby Lion no posting of the Golden Lion mantra by the triceratops this week?
Ok in all fairness there was no Let’s Go Cats by @Chute Boxe Hero either…
So this is what being a peeping Tom feels like huh?
You should have told me SL! 😂😂😂

 

[nwguilford007]

Let Shelby Lion be the first to welcome you all to 3a next season....

Just a heads up ( a warning if you will) to prepare you all of what to expect...

Shelby Lion will at some point call you one of the following

1. Bedwetter
2. Snot nosed punk
3. Punk with a cigarette
4. Troglodyte (Ill wait while most of yall look that word up)
5. Clown
6. Potsie
7. Rerun
8. Opie
9. Moronic imbecilic cretin
10. Neanderthalistic Doofus

Just know its all out of respect and admiration, and there shall be no whining, nor runny noses, you shant run to the mods for help because I know just how far I can go without getting banned ( I think lol)

I am not sure what other Mighty Mite teams around these parts are joining yall in 3a, but dont come in thinking of playoff glory.. The Mighty Golden Lions have dibs on the 3a title this coming season...
Maybe occasionally yall might win one here and there,but you're gonna have to go through us..

Looking forward to breaking the bread so to speak on these here forums with some or all of yall.... Just remember I am pretty quick witted...(Who are we kidding I am so dumb I could be twins)

Till next season... Merry Christmas, Happy New year.... Come August when the 3a threads open I shall be there to welcome you all with open arms...

BTW: You heathens from Heritage if and when we play yall, leave the milk jugs full of rocks and the hub caps in the car..... We gots bad nerves round these parts and all that racket makes my head hurt, even though I sat amongst you unwashed non store bought shoe wearing cretins at Newton Conover a few years back


While you can be young once, you can be immature forever....

WORD

I do think that with Shelby ducking Reidsville and being in separate classifications should be a lot of titles for rams and golden lions

 

[thekidd12]

I do think that with Shelby ducking Reidsville and being in separate classifications should be a lot of titles for rams and golden lions

Oooh…
THEY gonna not be happy with that phrasing…
🍿🍿🍿

 

[ocdavis31]

Oooh…
THEY gonna not be happy with that phrasing…
🍿🍿🍿

Especially when they’ve already opined that it’s the other way around.