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Belmont tonight

BlueRidgeTire

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It is very quiet in here. Not hearing any SP world beater garbage! Not even a passing sphincter joke by sea dog. Just blissful silence from the Raider trailer nation. They are telling their families of how they will beat Hibriten tomorrow night while sipping their favorite Milwaukee beer! Their families are so happy that they will not be beaten by dad tomorrow night if SP loses. Just bliss for the peaceful little place called Belmont. Little do those poor poor children know that dad will be in a fit of red rage late tomorrow night and their little bottom will be bruised and bloodied. The wife just had her two front teeth put back in from the night when Shelby laid the smackdown on that angry red raider nation and dad accidentally lost it. The dad will say it was the chew backers fault because when he swallows too much it makes him crazy. Dad will also blame the evil Hibriten Panthers for it's two headed monster rushing attack that consumes every yard available. That evil defense for having the devil posses them with super power to tackle 3 yards behind the line. But rest easy kids tonight in Belmont. For tonight you are safe.. part 2:The evil 2 time Champion Hibriten Panthers coming soon
 
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It is very quiet in here. Not hearing any SP world beater garbage! Not even a passing sphincter joke by sea dog. Just blissful silence from the Raider trailer nation. They are telling their families of how they will beat Hibriten tomorrow night while sipping their favorite Milwaukee beer! Their families are so happy that they will not be beaten by dad tomorrow night if SP loses. Just bliss for the peaceful little place called Belmont. Little do those poor poor children know that dad will be in a fit of red rage late tomorrow night and their little bottom will be bruised and bloodied. The wife just had her two front teeth put back in from the night when Shelby laid the smackdown on that angry red raider nation and dad accidentally lost it. The dad will say it was the chew backers fault because when he swallows too much it makes him crazy. Dsd will also blame the evil Hibriten Panthers for it's two headed monster rushing attack that consumes every yard available. That evil defense for having the devil posses them with super power to tackle 3 yards behind the line. But rest easy kids tonight in Belmont. For tonight you are safe.. part 2:The evil 2 time Champion Hibriten Panthers coming soon

Miller High Life.... don’t insult me.
 
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I know you bunch of old darts are scurred to acknowledge this thread but it is quite funny. I usually let the audience tell me that but like Larry the cable guy says. I don't care who you are that's funny! Poor Belmont children are in for a rough night tomorrow.
 
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