Wish I could say that Lumberton would win this one, but Pinecrest is snowballing
Best wishes to both teams
Best wishes to both teams
Pinecrest vs Lumberton 10.7.16
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Sadly, a gaping hole will suddenly appear in the Pirate ship early in the third quarter, causing the captain of the Mystery Ship to laugh the night away as Catherina Smithdown, a lady that keeps the hair on her head slicker than a bowling ball slash may pop tar , drastically searches for a phone booth to call Slicker Than A Baby's Ass Salon to immediately cancel her order for the Brazillian Wax Kit she ordered, instead receiving a replica of a Jessica Simpson ashtray that was made of wax. P.S. We at the Triad Center For The Humane Treatment Of Inside Slash Outside Goats would desire to get on the books for Pinecrest minus the points for a dime, Governor.
As long as Pinecrest isn't looking forward to the big matchup
the following week of 2 possible undefeated teams they'll be
ok here. If they are what there power rankings show then they
take care of business here and then get ready for the SCOTS.
the following week of 2 possible undefeated teams they'll be
ok here. If they are what there power rankings show then they
take care of business here and then get ready for the SCOTS.
Pirates are overrated. Grice is a real deal player. Setzer is a boob. Will be a upset either way.
This is your team beefy
You dont sound too thrilled about whether it's Heads or Tails....
If Beefy Larry is 'adrivin' the ship, the patrons may matriculate from a Sunday afternoon cruise on the Pee Dee River, ending up out yonder on the San Francisco Bay, the pom pom girls shrieking to the onlookers on the shore, " Get me the hell offen this here Mystery Ship, " as Mister Beefy applies another thick coat of Jade East cologne to his arms and neck area, appearing nonchalant and movie starish to the members of the Press Corps that came along for their documentary, " Sailing - Pleasurable or a Day Of Pure Tea Hell ? ".
Beefy sounds like he's jumping ship. I wonder if he would enjoy a place such as Oak Island, NC. A beautiful retiree area.
The maidens commenced to stutter and shiver as Beefy sailed the Pee Dee River
Soon realizing of their mucho grande mistake
" We may wind up in Houston,Texas or sail to Nashville to visit jilted ex's
Or explore all of the five Great Lakes. "
Most of the maidens began to cry as Beefy drove with just one eye
He faintly resembled Blackbeard
" Whur's me gin and my stump liikker rum, " as the Dead Heads beat on their conga type drums
No living man Beefy feared..
All the crew was drunk and sick as Beefy stopped sailin' and began to pick
Claimed he first heard the tune in Macon
Said his soul and spirit it vastly freed concerning a chick named Elizabeth Reed
She was hot as Jawja bacon.
Mister Beefy sat on the dock all day as he watched the tide gently roll away
Soon to his home he'd be heading
His sailing crew had been drunk and sick as they crashed one night at the home of Grace Slick
And a week or two at the crib of Otis Redding.
Soon realizing of their mucho grande mistake
" We may wind up in Houston,Texas or sail to Nashville to visit jilted ex's
Or explore all of the five Great Lakes. "
Most of the maidens began to cry as Beefy drove with just one eye
He faintly resembled Blackbeard
" Whur's me gin and my stump liikker rum, " as the Dead Heads beat on their conga type drums
No living man Beefy feared..
All the crew was drunk and sick as Beefy stopped sailin' and began to pick
Claimed he first heard the tune in Macon
Said his soul and spirit it vastly freed concerning a chick named Elizabeth Reed
She was hot as Jawja bacon.
Mister Beefy sat on the dock all day as he watched the tide gently roll away
Soon to his home he'd be heading
His sailing crew had been drunk and sick as they crashed one night at the home of Grace Slick
And a week or two at the crib of Otis Redding.
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You dropped one on Beefy, GSO. You know Beefy selects special date and time to post, so if you think this will call him out, thank again. I've retired from that....
A lot of work to do. Knowing who Pincrest is, I really doubt Lumberton has it in them this year.
I do wish them the best though
Fondly remembering the remembrance of having two flat tars at the same damn time in Lumberton decades ago, Governor Purnell, I slowly walked up to a mobile home and inquired concerning a spare tar, since we'd used the two that were in the truck for a river rafting adventure a few weeks prior to runnin' over a bunch of nails in the road, causing the two flat tars. The other three passengers, Uncle Wilber and two of his rum dummy friends, were left 'asettin' on the ground in close proximity to the burnt orange vehicle with its two flat tars and two may pops. Knocking on the trailer door, a somewhat attractive, mature lady answers the door and says, " Whur in the hell did you get that lid you're 'awearin' ? " Attempting to be of a cordial and hospitable nature, I explained that the lid was purchased in Tulsa, Oklahoma, and if she could be of assistance with the malfunctioning vehicle, she could own the lid for her personal cranium enjoyment. The fuel pump had also malfunctioned somewhere around Laurinburg, sputtirin' , smokin', and clangin', with Wilbur shouting loudly, " Why you goin' so damn slow, GSO, " he unaware of the fuel pump miscalculation, but we had gotten lost on the outskirts of town around Lumberton. When I nonchalantly mentioned Mister Beefy Larry, her eyes lit up like busted boil on a goat's ass.
Kinda going back somewhat sort of like in 1994 GSO, it became a hotel-motelized war between Pembroke and Lumbertown. There I was GSO, in the Bidness world and trying to negotiate with the local Mayor to build a Hollar Day Inn in a centralized in-town location, Beefy Larry supernaturally was ahead of me by 2-tenth of a second. Such plan, was to build the one-night-stand rooms near UNCP where all the rich college parents would enjoy the short stride to the Pow Wows during the 4th festivities. With a signature length away from winning the Bid GSO, Beefy came up with a bright idea. He said to the Mayor, of Lumbertown, "listen bud, let me tell you some'n, has you lost your durn mind. What-else-you pa" "Ima built me a Hollar Day Inn here by Denny's, next to Outback, I-95, and surounding shopfilaties". Long-story-short GSO, Beefy won. That was round 20yeer-go. He use to could do not'n, Today out-cheer in Lumbertown Beefy is class act, an example and one that makes me say "Ima put my tennis' on and hotel down younder for the days out to see Beefy"
Only thang is that he lives in a barn, beyong the yond of town. He makes me feel like the new kid in town.
Only thang is that he lives in a barn, beyong the yond of town. He makes me feel like the new kid in town.
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I noticed, Governor Purnell, I noticed that Mister Joe Walsh, Eagles' guitarist and original member of The James Gang, I noticed he was playin' the keyboard during the selection you chose to choose. During the selection you chose, Mister Timothy B. Schmit, the long haired dude that's 'asangin' in the white tee shirt performing during the selection I chose to choose, Mister Schmit, future bass player for The Eagles, was choosing not to ply his craft with The Eagles quite yet, as Mister Schmit was choosing to ply his trade with Poco at that time, which you can tell if you choose to view the selection I chose to choose.
P.S. All internet bullshyt aside, Governor Purnell, does or has Mister Beefy Larry ever chosen to raise collards, or does he have aspirations to choose to do so in the near or far away future ?
P.S. All internet bullshyt aside, Governor Purnell, does or has Mister Beefy Larry ever chosen to raise collards, or does he have aspirations to choose to do so in the near or far away future ?
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I couldn't imagine the conference wants anything but a Pinecrest win here for obvious reasons.
Really I like Pinecrest football, But I do not see any sort of background in their schedule as to say that Pinecrest looks buff. I would suggest to get rid of "World of God Christian Academy" once contract is over. I am not taking the GOD out of it, but what I am saying is that Pinecrest can replace them with a more fearful competitor. I'm being nice by saying THAT 6-0 is not competitive. If they were to beat Scotland and Richie Rich(with or without the Trickery plan of attack) then and only then can we talk. And lets just say......just say Pinecrest went 11-0. THIS WOULD BE MY PREDICTION:
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S2V - still laughing my head off at the post about 1994. Classic!
you have that dialect pegged. spot on!
you have that dialect pegged. spot on!
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Ima wondering where Beefy sat in the durn game GSO. Uncle Wallace and Aunt Dakkie texted me, talking bout Beefy was BOUT IT BOUT IT. Hallering thangs to the program like "TURN-UP 4 WHAT"
I am in no way a pinecrest fan... They play some dirty ball. Although in the case of scheduling. The way seeding the playoffs is set up, it's all about the wins. I love to see teams play a challenging schedule, but it could bite you in the butt come playoff time.
Not the first to say that about pintcrest...."???".......nuff said.....
DONT CALL IT A COMEBACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Dont you eva eve pool my leva)
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DAAAAAM!
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Dirty Ball? please explain, if you're a raider fan, what a joke. Ask any team in the conference, every year they are the ONLY fans who come sit on the visitors side just to start trouble. WHY?
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Yea I've seen some real dirty ball from Pinecrest. Two years ago I watched a player from pc kick one of the downed running backs at Richmond. Yea was very dirty.
What was THE QUESTION.....Nothing to do with FANS.....Fans dont play the game ......nuff said....
