The ferris wheel sat still and the Tilt-A-Whirl stood silent
No one had yet arrived to The Fair
The orange and purple streamers blew listfully in the breeze
The Hoochie girls brushed their nattily coiffed hair.
The vacant high wire whispered softly toward the ground
The tight rope walker once again was drunk
" They'll be no show today, " said the burly microphone man
The Hoochie gals retreated back to their bunks.
The cotton candy and candied apples appear they may rot
The houseflys seem to find them quite tasty
The Hoochie gals strolled over to The Exotic Costume Store
Where they all bought quarter sized pasties.
The frenzied fans will be packed like Norwegian salamanders
A date in the fourth round is at stake
Big Mo and Johnny will have all their troops prepared
Only one will dine on HIllsbury type cake.
Link.
No one had yet arrived to The Fair
The orange and purple streamers blew listfully in the breeze
The Hoochie girls brushed their nattily coiffed hair.
The vacant high wire whispered softly toward the ground
The tight rope walker once again was drunk
" They'll be no show today, " said the burly microphone man
The Hoochie gals retreated back to their bunks.
The cotton candy and candied apples appear they may rot
The houseflys seem to find them quite tasty
The Hoochie gals strolled over to The Exotic Costume Store
Where they all bought quarter sized pasties.
The frenzied fans will be packed like Norwegian salamanders
A date in the fourth round is at stake
Big Mo and Johnny will have all their troops prepared
Only one will dine on HIllsbury type cake.
Link.