Orange v N Guilford

[tatermommy]

This is the type of game that only Elvis should sing the national anthem to, only Eisenhower should flip the coin, Charlton Heston should be the PA guy, R. Lee Ermy should be the referee, Jerry Clower should man the concession stand, and only John Wayne could signal the kickoff.

 

[GSO-Triple5]

I propose Hooter's Girls for referees , lemonade hooch at the Lime Ade Stand, winner of the Fiddy Fiddy Contest secures a dream date with Raquel Welch, free Helium Machines set at the end of every aisle in case some of the passengers desire to speak simillar to Daffy Duck, the wine tasting soiree slash Baked Veggie Buffet in the swanky confines of the Motel 6, with Edgar Winter and his band of White Trash performing at halftime along with a some chick that says she's Stevie Nicks' second cousin.


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[GSO-Triple5]

Since Hillsborough Orange and Northern Guilford play in regular, REAL 3-A Conferences, instead of the diluted slash polluted confines of the " split " variety, the seventh seeded Nighthawks will stick out their thumbs, look around their immediate environment, and see which way the wind is blowin' come Friday afternoon, Maestro Rocoe's BirdHawks more focused that an El Lay Woman visiting the Botox Factory.



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[GSO-Triple5]

Speaking of Orange slash Marin slash Mendocino counties, someone told me there's a girl out here slash there with dimples in her eyes and flowers in her hair.


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[77football]

Ground and Pound, will the Birds be able to keep up all night long playing on both sides of the ball....Orange ain't Fike.

 

[GSO-Triple5]

Originally posted by 77football:
Ground and Pound, will the Birds be able to keep up all night long playing on both sides of the ball....Orange ain't Fike.

They've been playin' on both sides of the ball for about seven or eight years. Northern ain't Ms. Connie Holders Your friggin' Likker.
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[GSO-Triple5]

You ain't gonna urinate on the Johnny Roscoe and Big Mo Parade, Mister Seventy Seven. So, light some incense , sing songs of barley and stale goat's milk, put that neck tie in the paper shreadder, throw them shiny shoes in the mud hole, trade your Cadillac straight up for a smoking, outdated moped, make that comb over into a purple mohawk, and join Johnny's and Big 'Mo's Fantasy Land Week.



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[77football]

This ain't seven or eight years ago either new year new Birds, also have to pass Eastern coming into town, how will that work out for the Birds...

 

[GSO-Triple5]

Originally posted by 77football:
This ain't seven or eight years ago either new year new Birds, also have to pass Eastern coming into town, how will that work out for the Birds...

Since Eastern Alamance is participating in 3-A instead of The Birds participation in 3-AA, I guess it worked out similar to a mouse trap in a hoe house.
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[77football]

Yeah , a loss is a loss no matter the classification. Tweet Tweet.

 

[tatermommy]

If you get married without changing your last name...You might belong in Panther Nation
If you drain the lawnmower to get gas fer the truck...You might belong in Panther Nation
If your wife has a homemade fur coat...You might belong in Panther Nation
If beer and honeybuns is your breakfast of choice...You might belong in Panther Nation
If you keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table...You might belong in Panther Nation
If there are several versions of crime scene tape on your house...You might belong in Panther Nation
If your mama ever cleaned your ears with kar keys...You might belong in Panther Nation
If your dog and wallet are both on a chain...You might belong in Panther Nation
If you count the of days the week by the number of boogers under the truck seat...You might belong in Panther Nation
If you think wearing an orange jumpsuit in jail shows team spirit...You might belong in Panther Nation
If you put this weeks game on an EBT card...You might belong in Panther Nation

 

[GSO-Triple5]

1. Check
2. Do mopeds count ? If so, check.
3. No
4. Sometimes Budweiser and a honey bun fit perfectly together, so check.
5. A can of Raid and one of them sticky fly catchin' strips that hang down from the ceiling. Check.
6. Is that tape yeller ? If so, check.
7. Kar Keys and an unused Tampon. Check.
8. No dogs nor wallets on a chain. So, no is my answer, Ms. TaTas.
9. Nope.
10. No jumpsuits de la orange here. No.
11. No.
P.S. I truly hope all the Nigthhawk Nation ditto Orange will happily join along in this week's festivities. Answer the Survey, Mister Seventy Seven, and don't tell no lies when responding to this short, eleven question Survey.

 

[tatermommy]

Cant we all just sit cross legged and play the bongo drums while reciting Ginsburg poems and remember what folk said we did in the 60's. I mean when there were real drugs like LSD, not these mamby pamby store stole pressed pills made by the bourgeois drug companies fer bored soccer moms whose husbands have complexes cause they were too chicken to go to Viet-nam for Lyndon and who have raised this generation of sociopaths. I like people that have PTSD cause they get don't procrastinate.

 

[77football]

Panther Nation and Mr PeeCo must also be a fan.

 

[PDsports]

Will Orange join Anson County as a Roscoe conqueror or will the Panthers end up in the Other Nineteen (will be 20 with Orange's entry) that exited the field and began turning in uniforms?

I have seen what NG offers this season and it's not a lot different from what it had back in 2010 to 2012. If Orange has some really fast players and doesn't let Nighthawk mistakes become lost opportunities, the Panthers will go into Group 1 (as well as their own subgroup consisting of 1, as in the only team to beat NG on the road in the postseason).

 

[GSO-Triple5]

Shake a tail feather, Ms. TaTas.


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[tatermommy]

Zen question of the night.. If'n a tree falls in Oranch County and squishes a tree hugger can he/she/maybe vote absentee.

 

[tatermommy]

This game will be a clinic that others need to get a copy of. This will not be one of those run and throw AAU type shows.

 

[GSO-Triple5]

Only if they've been Psychedelic-ized.
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[justanidiot]

So it's obvious tater mommy is triple 5.......... Why use 2 names ??

 

[GSO-Triple5]

Maybe it's obvious to an admitted idiot, but you're wrong again, sardine breath. Maybe the Mods can check the pin numbers or whatever they check, and they can tell you your idiotic ass inquiry is incorrect .Would you desire to place a large amount of currency concerning your latest faux pas of blundered logic slash comprehension skills ?

 

[GSO-Triple5]

How much do you desire to wager, Mister Idiot ? We can solve this mystery quickly.

 

[tatermommy]

The Iambic pentameter and writing style is completely different. A forensic study reveals that they are roughly the same age and educated in the same generic system but they cannot be the same person.

 

[GSO-Triple5]

You lost him with your first three syllable word.

 

[GSO-Triple5]

To put Ms. TaTa's fancy words in Layman's slash Wino's terms so you can understand, Just An Idiot, she is referring to rhythm. It's all about rhythm and flow. Rhythm and flow. For example, Just An Idiot, get up off your couch, simultaneously pat your Brogan Boots , and sing this phrase, " I've got rhythm , I've got rhythm. " That's eight beats, or sounds, or syllables. Now, tap the right Brogan four times, and then tap your left Brogan four times. See, you have rhythm, too, Sir. Now, how many beats, sounds or syllables does this phrase contain, " John Knee Is The Pony's Dad Dee. " If you guessed eight, you have made an A in your first Rhythm and Blues Class.
P.S. As a future paying student of the Greensboro Rhythm School of Rhyme slash Rhythm, your first homework assignment is to sing along with this next selection, and when the lovely Ms. Fabares sings the word, " angel, " you substitute angel with " Roscoe. "



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[GSO-Triple5]

I saw all the Roscoe Envy when Mister Machio rolled up in here, the jet setter talkin' about Gastonia this and Gastonia that, naming game scores from decades ago, player's numbers, what play they ran on third and three in nineteen and seventy two, then some of you air slash dough heads typed similar statements as the following, " Yeah, Ralph Machio is GSO or visa versa. " GSO is Mister Machio, yeah, I know he is, he sounds just like him. " Yall raised such hell slash grief that Mister Dines, the Mod, he looked up the vin number or whatever and then he typed, " No, GSO is not Mister Machio nor visa versa. " Although I was quite flattered slash flabbergasted to be compared slash mistaken for Mister Machio, and would have been grateful slash thankful to catch his culls of runway chicks, drive his lowrider vehicle around Los Angeles slash Burlington, or sit at his guitar shaped cement pond all day . I guess when Mister Machio had the misfortune slash misadventure of living in his vannnn down by the riverside, yall must have thought, " He's a wino that lives by the river in a vannnn, it has to be GSO. " Sometimes, you can't judge a cover by looking at the book.
P.S. Please exclude my name from your fifth gradeish ,FaceLook type shyt, Mister Idiot .



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[tatermommy]

He lay face down in the Cakalacki beach sand
Clutching his play book in his hand
Motown' said make copies of this
As his skin began to bubble and hiss
And I sorta felt guilty so I used his phone
And called in a pizza plus a calazone sorry Rosco
(Rosco... Rosco . . .)

We drug him to our Myrtle Manor trailer
And he drank truf serum just like a drunk sailer
Everyday from dawn to setting sun
He used the pen like a deadly gun
And hour on hour I watched in awe
The plays that he began to draw of Rosco
(Rosco... Rosco... )



One day we rode to Eno mountain crest
And I went east and he went west
I coached at Graham and became a star
While he spread terror near and far
With run and shoot he gained such fame
All throught 3A they feared the name of Rosco
(Rosco... Rosco... )


I knew someday I'd face the test
Mo or Roscoe who is the best
And sure enough the word came down
That he was coming to Hillsburry town
I told my fans fill up dem seats!
And stepped onto the field to meet Rosco
(Rosco... Rosco... )


They said my wing-T was next to none
And my lightning 'O' was based on the run
When I saw his team I nearly frose
It made me tingle like Chris Matthews toes
And was looking at the big chore
Of long quarters that number four with Rosco
(Rosco... Rosco... )


They say that was the only time
That anyone had seen him smile
He slowly lowered his glasses and smiled then said
Hey Patrick, "Where's the locker room friend"
And I felt bad ant I asted Valhines 'Did you poor hog slurry on their sidelines?'
(Rosco... Rosco... )


I was sorry I stole their toilet seats, and greased all their socks meant fer their feet, and fixed em' roadkill sammiches with mouldy bread,,, and the uguly thangs that I made up in my haid........



The story spread throughout 3A land
Bout me and Rosco's game in Panther land
Now we talk to investment groups
They eat steak and pay us mucho loot
But on my truck they cant explain
Why my license tag has the name of Rosco


(Rosco... Rosco... )
(Rosco... Rosco)

This post was edited on 11/23 8:32 AM by tatermommy

 

[ankersaway]

77football
NG doesn't care about EA and that loss or why Orange squeaked by Northwood 14-7. This is the playoffs!!
Orange runs the borewing T and #3 is their best player. The defense is slow and will not be able to cover NG when they spread the field. NG scores 50 and Orange doesn't.

 

[13 ah yeah!]

Lol orange D a lot better eastern d. Playoffs or not NG won't smell 50!

 

[GSO-Triple5]

The Ferris Wheel is almost assembled, the Tilt-A-Whirl is whirlin' at its optimum whirl, The Scrambler is pretty much doin' its job, the Candied Apple slash Cotton Candy Stands will open for business tomorrow, Pony and Donkey rides will be available to anyone that wants to ride 'em , but BYOL ( brang your own Lysol ), the too small rim for the too large basketball stand is coming along nicely, as are the bottles that are nailed to the floor so tightly that Dwight Gooden couldn't budge one at five feet, the merry go round will be up and runnin' for all the proponents of " split " conferences, and the plates that you slang nickles hopin' they'll stick so you can win a prize, well the plates have been shined and shimmed up to where you couldn't get one to stick if you dropped a nickle on the plate from one inch away. The Two Headed Lady and The Four Legged Man have been doing a little bass and carp fishing lately to escape the pressures slash dramas of the tent life, while the Bumper Cars are subtlely running one another into the red , as the proprietor of the ride sits under the umbrella and counts the currency, and the infamous " Guess This Goat's Age Contest, " will be another Festival favorite again this year, with the winner receiving an all inclusive weekend stay in Kernersville, North Carolina. Drinks are not included in the inclusive weekend, and you'll get about twenty percent off on the lodging facility, that is if you stay on a Monday or Tuesday night. So, pack up the kick ball vannn, throw an extra box or two of Granola bars in the cooler of health drinks, eat a handful of Mum leaves, pop another Vitamin B capsule, and let your cares slash troubles float away similar to a Smoke slash Bubble Machine, and come to The Carnival Del La Orange Y Purple.


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[seadog28]

Orange by 3.

 

[GSO-Triple5]

You're probably around 0-47 with your prognostications, and Southern Guilford is the real deal, Sir.

 

[seadog28]

I do it for you, bro. Lol

 

[orangecrush52]

Southern Guilford is like Earnie Shavers. Noooobody wanted to schedule them.

 

[Ramnasty]

NG by 7

 

[ItsJustWords252]

Even if nnorthern guildford wins this game southern takes a dump on them and make them eat it next Friday since gso wants to come to our lost let's raid his

 

[GSO-Triple5]

Originally posted by ItsJustWords252:
Even if nnorthern guildford wins this game southern takes a dump on them and make them eat it next Friday since gso wants to come to our lost let's raid his

On the verge of a translation request, I then recall you said you worked second shift at The Spelling Bee slash Grammar Institute, and would not be available until eleven p.m.
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[tatermommy]

Yeah I gotta call Indiana Jones on that one to.

 

[GSO-Triple5]

The best I can figure is he's expecting to take a dump in Durham, and I guess them four little round thangs means he'll injest it in four bites, as I'm not up to snuff on all these what they call Emmy Cons.
P.S. I heard the Hoochie Coochie gals were feeling a little down in the dumps because of their not being invited to the FantasyFest this week.


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[tatermommy]

I went and bought myself a ticket and I sat down in the very first row wo wo
Cloer appeared with Bolton and with Brandon Dean they made the scoreboard glow wo wo
Frederiskstein n' Byronzilla came out a-struttin' with the defense in tow wo wo
Singing, yeah yeah yeah yeah

They had a 'O' on their Hemet' and a coach called 'O' Moe
With fans in the stands dooin' the hoochie-coochie show
And when Wilson does his special number I thought they'ed have stop the show
With AD Earnie sing-ing, 'Go Cat Go'


They run the double wing and like to pound n' ground
And late in the game be afraid to blink or turn around
Cause when its close, and the home game is on the line
Orange will pull it out, just in the nick of time

Yeh, let me tell you people it may take all of the quarters numberin' four
They'll be busy scrappin' and diggin' down to their nitty gritty core
Oranges eleven will be fightin' and a scrathin' and a beggin' for more
Singing yeah yeah yeah yeah