Orange High's Bryce Wilson

[tatermommy]

Who throws a baseball like a speeding bullet.
Who plays linebacker like a locomotive.
Who is able to leap over defensive backs in a single bound.

Look! Out on the field!
It's a bird. It's a plane. It's 'Bryce-o-man'!

Yes, it's 'Bryce-o-man' - strange visitor from another planet who came to Orange High with powers and abilities far beyond those of the usual high school kid. 'Bryce-o-man' - who can change the course of the Eno River, ''Bryce-o-man who can bend steel into Bar-B-Q cookers with his bare hands, and who, disgusted as some guy fum Hillsburry, mild mannered player on 'MoTownMo's football teem , fights the never ending battle for Truth, Justice and the AMERICAN WAY. (AKA Winners win and losers date their cuzzins)

 

[Fayetteville Football]

Is this the Baseball Pitcher that was ejected in the 2nd Rd of the baseball playoffs last year for arguing and cursing at an umpire, only to "miraculously" be cleared to play the very next Round?

 

[tatermommy]

Bryce-o-man cursing? Bryce-o-man being ejected? At a baseball game? He raised the flag before the game then sung the National Anthem. I saw his mom feeding him apple pie and milk while he handed out winning lottery tickets. I heard his dad talking with the president about defeating terrorism. Donald Trump was in the dugout getting tips on making money. Little children were storming the mound giving him their Christmas list so he could give them in person to Santa Claus. He rescues puppies at the animal shelter. Danish-American Gutzon Borglum great grandson was taking his picture to carve his likeness on Eno Mountain beside Dean Smith, Choo Choo Justice, and 'Bushy' Cook. I heard his baseball bat performs miracles like curing disease, making it rain and leading UNC out of the NCAA investigation unscathed. This reminds me of 'Dewey Defeats Truman', 'You can keep your doctor' and Pres Clinton saying 'I didn't do nuffin'...

 

[Brutus B]

Who will Be the QB until Jacson returns from knee injury?

 

[tatermommy]

Probably one of the All Americans from Gravel Hill whose stratospheric talent level only the most enlightened persons seem to be privy too. I am sure that there are several persons who, A) if given the chance, B) let come out when they wanted to, C) are not restricted by a lack of talent, D) are bonafide backyard hall of famers voted by their blood relatives, could lead the team to winning ways not seen in (that's been done), a top ten ranking (that too), placing players at several colleges (not collages), making the greatest run in Orange High history (Deja vu all over again). All that being said whatever is done will enable more persons to hoist their inflated opinions of grandeur upon the Panther powers that be which could be rectified by copious doses of anti-psychotic medication consumed freely.