Fondly remembering a fond memory of yesteryear, I remember strollin' along the sun drenched beach, looking for the salt shaker that Barbara " Sucker " Tucker had misplaced the prior evening during the mayhem of " Ten Cent Likker Night, " gazing at all the tourists with all that gooey crap that resembles motor oil all over their individualized person, nibblin' on Sponge Cake that Aunt Bessie had baked two months prior to this particular event, proudly displaying the " West Bracket Sucks " tee shirt that my ex-wife Priscilla , now Mister War Head's significant other, had given me back during our wanderlust days, and wondering when I'll have to return to the Flip Flop Store to purchase more of the footware that all East Bracket participants don all year while the West Bracket participants search for used beer tops with the geiger counter they bought in the Hillybilly Pawn Shoppe, carefully shining their Brogan boots to cover up the " mess " one of the inside goats left last night.
Northern Guilford at Southern Durham
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Ah yes. Reminds me of the holidays in Tin Can City where the house has better wheels than the truck, where you and the dog mark the same tree, where moma says 'pass the salt and the Raid can', where there is a bar of flea and tick soap in the shower, where bacon looks like Beggin Strips, where TwinPet is used in Tuna Helper, where EBT cards are raffled, where Walmart is our Disneyland, (where we got arrested fer using a floor model toilet) where you and sister are in a custody fight, where you get remarried and have the same in laws, where toilet paper leaves newspaper print on your skin, where you have animals buried under the porch-cause it fell on them, where the toilet plunger is the smallest childs arm, where Christmas shopping is done at the dump site, where the kids pacifier is a Marlboro light, and after singing the National Anthem all say 'gentlemen start your engines'...
Words can't describe how proud I am of my Spartans. So many counted us out when we lost out starting QB last week. Excellent game plan by the coaching staff and the players played their hearts out. So proud of my Spartans!!!!!
Rosco is probably still chasing the Refs like he did over in Eden.
Am hearing that Rosco is retiring (again) and that Reidsville's Doug Roberston is a top candidate for that job. Hope so. Doug is a great coach and will not stoop to the levels of past years at N. Guilford.
Wonder if they make a run at Coach Rolfes over at NW Guilford? He was the offensive coordinator before they brought back Roscoe
