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Hurricane Matthews interrupted much of the team and they have struggled based on that tough situation. The future is very bright
Buffy " Muffy " McDuffie just called me on the land line telephone line, Governor Purnell, and said she read in " Wanderers Quarterly " that Mister Beefy and the six maidens , the six that " worked " on his boat before it so suddenly crashed head on into an unseen sandbar, Henry LaPierre, the French chef Mister Larry coaxed away from the Durham Waffle House, Sarah " Smiles " LeMiles, the Montreal massage therapist Mister Larry hired a few years back for his " back problems, " BeLinda " Malinda " Merocheoux, ( pronounced MIRRORshow ) , the New Orleans gem dealer that always travels with Mister Larry to make sure he does not blow all his currency on swill, women, and song, and the four goats Mister Larry traded a moped for in Memphis. Supposedly, and this comes straight from Ms. McDuffie's own mouth that Mister Larry and all the crowd mentioned above, they all got jobs at a Hooter's Joint in Monterey , California, Mister Beefy serving drinks at the bar, " Whur Am I " during lunch, and selling helium balloons on the beach at night. The six maidens hooked up waitress gigs at Hooter's , that LaPierre dude supposedly works at a waterside establishment called, " Boats And Goats, " an eclectic sort of joint that transports goats onto Monterey Bay for a day of sightseeing and kudzu eating while the " owners " of the goats sit in the tavern where Ms. Merocheoux disperses tours of some of the seedier " wine tasting " establishments in Monterey County and adjoining Carmel, Ms. Merocheoux explaining that Boone's Farm was " misunderstood wine ", as was Mad Dog Twenty Twenty, along with the infamous Richard's Wild Irish Rose. Ms. Miles supposedly has a gig at the local newspaper giving movie, food, and music reviews that she has never seen, eaten, or heard.
Mister Beefy sat and counted his dough in a lodging facility in Idaho
Claimed they throwed him outten the damn bar
" All I did was rap to some dame , ask her address, ditto her name, "
As he waited patiently for his stretch limo car.
Mister Larry suddenly looked out his hotel winnder realizin' he'd been on a two month bender
Then he heard a knock at the door
" This room is a total mess, looking like a French Hoe House in distress, "
There were nick nacks and six packs all over the floor.
They sat on the bed and talked about goats, interstate highways, and ship wrecked boats
Hittin' it off like Lucy and Rickey
" I swear I'll quit this dranken, runnin' women ,and sinful thanken, "
The process would be long and tricky.
Mister Larry swore off the booze, Las Vegas gamblin' and oversized boobs
And all the shade tree, nonchalant games
Never takin' anything for pain, tall Budwesiers, or Pink Champagne
But he never did get her true birth name.
Claimed they throwed him outten the damn bar
" All I did was rap to some dame , ask her address, ditto her name, "
As he waited patiently for his stretch limo car.
Mister Larry suddenly looked out his hotel winnder realizin' he'd been on a two month bender
Then he heard a knock at the door
" This room is a total mess, looking like a French Hoe House in distress, "
There were nick nacks and six packs all over the floor.
They sat on the bed and talked about goats, interstate highways, and ship wrecked boats
Hittin' it off like Lucy and Rickey
" I swear I'll quit this dranken, runnin' women ,and sinful thanken, "
The process would be long and tricky.
Mister Larry swore off the booze, Las Vegas gamblin' and oversized boobs
And all the shade tree, nonchalant games
Never takin' anything for pain, tall Budwesiers, or Pink Champagne
But he never did get her true birth name.
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