Oh no no no. Jacksonville is the unstoppable force & Havelock is the immovable object. When the Coastal sweeps into town, the women & children must be hidden! Western Alamance & Southern Nash have had pretty fair seasons & have nice little teams. They have never ever seen the likes of 7 RBs & WRs & a QB that can take it to the crib on any given play. Usain Bolt retired when he heard these guys were gonna run track. The physicality of the lines alone has Charlotte Catholic getting special daily mass served by the Pope with optional confession. I mean these guys from down Onslow way are like brick walls. The linemen all are 6’8” & 340 and with feet like ballerinas they clock in at a 4.8 40. They all have 600 pound squats & knock out 225 on the bench a minimum of 40 reps. Did I mention that QB? The Marines are looking at clone technology for that rocket launcher arm. No breaching charges needed! The entire team eats raw meat for breakfast then nails & gun powder for dinner. Ray Lewis & Ed Reed came to the games this season and swore they were looking into the window of their prime. Bellichick calls for pre-game pointers & occasionally at halftime for advice on adjustments.
When the boys from Jax walk in, The Rock drops his eyebrow & covers up. The Nature Boy Ric Flair himself just says “oh”.
Exit light, enter night.