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Fairmont at South Robeson

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The Tornados of Golden will matriculate to scenic Rowland
To face the South Robeson 'Stangs
Fairmont's quarterback is slangin' whether it be mucho windy or rainin'
The receivers sure handed as six snake fangs.

The air will have a hue of sizzlin' burgers and bar-b-que
As car speakers blast the zany Cocker of Joe
South Robeson may score early thinkin' they're at the gates of pearly
Before they're overwhelmed by the famous Tornado.

Be safe with your Friday night travels avoiding slippery roads and ones of gravel
Up the Tornado's sleeves they're stashing tricks
We may ride down yon on a tractor if the weather ain't a factor
Possibly crashing at the Rowland Motel Six.
 
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I havent attended a few of the Fairmont games
But I was told I need to attend this one unless it rains
The South Brunswick win should have lifted our spirits up
The South Rob one may sure be the hookup

You should attend because there wont be no her-cane
while the Tornadoes stay in their Friday night lane
Lets grab a hot dog, a burger and a fresh cold pop cola
and watch Julius, Jarique and crew tear this game up like Ebola

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While I'm chilling and willing to be bidding on the Friday thrilling
I am also thinking that in the last game we came out hitting
I look at my samsung, pull up my area code and I see a pass so long
Its a plane, it's a bird, no, it's Julius, Jarique and more, touchdown, game over, done

We will be ok GSO, as long as we have this guy:

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Rufus' college girlfriend was a tall blond with a figure that would make you genuflect. Her and a few girlfriends went to Las Vegas one summer. She and a friend were in the ho-tel football stadium up yond texas one night and Vernon strolled in, made a bee line straight fot them and sat down. She said he bought adult drinks for an hour and was doing one joke after the other. Rufus never asked what happened after the drinks...

Fairmont pulls it off this Friday
 
I had intended, Governor Purnell, I had intended to scribe a War And Peace-ish type essay concerning the advantages of being a Fairmont Golden Tornado fan, but your Uncle Rufus and all them Texas babes rang a proverbial chime amongst the cranium fibers. Who the hell is Vernon, and was he providing adult malt beverages slash gin likker to the Texas long legs ? Was Uncle Rufus imbibed to the point of failure to groom one's self, could he remember his own, personalized moniker, or maybe Vernon, Uncle Rufus' con artist cousin, had been dosin' Mister Rufus' likker concoctions with a triple dose of bathtub cured likker.
P.S. What were the gal's names, Governor, the ones at the hoetail ...
 
Rufus had booked a hoetail room expectin' the leggy Texas gals soon
Hopin' they brought more stump likker
There was Trixie from Fort Worth as she smelled of frankincense and myrrh
In her eyes an Evan Williams type flicker.

There was six foot Helen from Beaumont whose hair was teased and bouffant
She looked like Olive Oil on stilts.
Helen loved to sleep on the beach as she loathed the feel of satin-type sheets
Ditto for the hand made quilts.

Vernon had the gals in stitches as Trixie loosened up her britches
Said she had a " problem bladder. "
Rufus said he had to vomit as Helen cleaned it up with Comet
Like cockroaches the babes began to scatter.

Vernon blew the mirrors and smoke and told his corny, outdated jokes
The Hoetail Management Staff knew he was lyin'.
Ole' Rufus kept his cool as he ain't no shade tree fool
In his beverage Vernon was left cryin'.

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I'll say the famous Fairmont Golden Tornados will have a jubilant ride from Rowland to Fairmont after the athletic event, storing the bacon in the cooler that previously housed the Gatorade prior to the Tornado faithful slangin' the rehydration drink, plus the ice that was exited from the cooling device when it was slung, precipitated by offerings and tidings for ice, slurpees, ice cream cones, and all natural slurpees from the hospitable folks from Rowland.
P.S. What happened to Rufus, Vernon, that chick from Fort Worth, Helen, and all the rest of the gatherers that were gathered in the lodging facility , Governor Purnell...
 
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Rufus and Vernon got into it as if one was Tyson and the other was Hollerfield. Something about some gal wanting Vernon and boy did Rufus have a tough time accepting the loss. Rufus is my side kick, the most trusted family member so I have to protect 95% of his privacy.

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As for Fairmont - I was told they were being served Cake and Ice Cream in the Zone area part of the field. SR cannot have any.....

Just was I was told by Sawyer
 
The last time I saw Rufus, Governor Purnell, was the occasion when Ruby Snorkle, a lady from Swansboro, and I had stopped at a Red Sprangs laundrymat to purchase some Bounce to keep the skeeters offen us, as we had a day of bream fishin' at a local farm pond on our agenda for that particular Spring day.
 
West is up 7-6 at the half West lost a fumble in the end zone and has over 10 flags or this game is not even close. Refs are stealing the show both ways
 
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