DonaldTrumpMo' and 'JohnJebKirbey' decided to half a debate,
Both said it would make mucho money, till 'JebKirbey'made off with the gate,
'DonMo' said 'Hey you act just like Hillary' and 'JebK' said man thats just wrong,
Lets settle this on the mid field stage, singing Elvis Pressley songs,
'DonMo' started off with, 'You Aint Nothing But A Hound Dog Crying All The Time',
'JebK' countered with we play good 3A teams, 'You Are (not) Always On My Mind',
'DonMo' said, 'Refs make you do the ''Bosa Nova Baby'', try that on fer size,
'JebK' strummed it to the tune,' You are the Devil in (Orange Panther) Disguise,
'DonMo' crooned I cried and sighed, 'The First Time I Ever Saw Your Face',
'A Jack To A King' 'JebK' sings because great players you stole from my place,
'DonMo' bleated, 'That Hard Headed Woman' I'm glad I didnt marry your sister,
'JebK' called we'd a buried you, 'Neath the Green Green Grass of Home' there mister,
'DonMo' finished up by sanging, 'The Last Farewell' I'll soon be retired,
'JebK' tuned 'Let Me Be The One' to give ya a job after you get fired ,
'DonMo' left the stage strumming, ' I did It My Way', walking under the goal post arch,
'JebK' struck up Eastern's band loudly playing, 'The Mickey Mouse Club March'...
Both said it would make mucho money, till 'JebKirbey'made off with the gate,
'DonMo' said 'Hey you act just like Hillary' and 'JebK' said man thats just wrong,
Lets settle this on the mid field stage, singing Elvis Pressley songs,
'DonMo' started off with, 'You Aint Nothing But A Hound Dog Crying All The Time',
'JebK' countered with we play good 3A teams, 'You Are (not) Always On My Mind',
'DonMo' said, 'Refs make you do the ''Bosa Nova Baby'', try that on fer size,
'JebK' strummed it to the tune,' You are the Devil in (Orange Panther) Disguise,
'DonMo' crooned I cried and sighed, 'The First Time I Ever Saw Your Face',
'A Jack To A King' 'JebK' sings because great players you stole from my place,
'DonMo' bleated, 'That Hard Headed Woman' I'm glad I didnt marry your sister,
'JebK' called we'd a buried you, 'Neath the Green Green Grass of Home' there mister,
'DonMo' finished up by sanging, 'The Last Farewell' I'll soon be retired,
'JebK' tuned 'Let Me Be The One' to give ya a job after you get fired ,
'DonMo' left the stage strumming, ' I did It My Way', walking under the goal post arch,
'JebK' struck up Eastern's band loudly playing, 'The Mickey Mouse Club March'...
