Alabama vs Shelby
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Let me give it a shot. Dynasty style.
While we know you’re poking fun Ruiz. You can never forget that Shelby is the true dynasty. We won’t let you or anyone else forget.
Unlike Shelby Lion we can eat all our pancakes at the supper. We spend our days gathering stats, We have also cut grass, threw out hay and we’ve even fed both referees that live in the field house.
We are the purveyors of the internet, and anyone disparaging the Shelby program will feel the wrath of at least one of the three of us, this includes other Shelby fans who think we’re dumb asses and have the audacity to let others know it.
Now while WE believe Alabama would eventually win, WE know Shelby would keep it close for 3 quarters because we are the true dynasty and not even Bama can match our overall record.
Rulz, if you post anymore nonsense about Shelby, WE will be forced to walk over to your seat and confront you personally next year.
WE have spoken.
While we know you’re poking fun Ruiz. You can never forget that Shelby is the true dynasty. We won’t let you or anyone else forget.
Unlike Shelby Lion we can eat all our pancakes at the supper. We spend our days gathering stats, We have also cut grass, threw out hay and we’ve even fed both referees that live in the field house.
We are the purveyors of the internet, and anyone disparaging the Shelby program will feel the wrath of at least one of the three of us, this includes other Shelby fans who think we’re dumb asses and have the audacity to let others know it.
Now while WE believe Alabama would eventually win, WE know Shelby would keep it close for 3 quarters because we are the true dynasty and not even Bama can match our overall record.
Rulz, if you post anymore nonsense about Shelby, WE will be forced to walk over to your seat and confront you personally next year.
WE have spoken.
Alabama won all those titles because they didnt have to play Shelby.
Rulz, we have upgraded to 3 refs living in the field house. We have to stay ahead of everyone you know.😜
We are flattered.
Nice job. Funny.
The Golden Lions have 19 Championship Titles.
Alabama has 17.
crestrulz, green is your color
Got nothing to do?
Get with your program and improve.
6 years is a long time.
And the Golden Lions shadow is getting larger.
LOL!!! I'm gonna come up with my own version of bug league fan fiction.
We should have a contest, winner gets free pancakes from this 'exclusive' supper club.
We should have a contest, winner gets free pancakes from this 'exclusive' supper club.
HA! - We don't even count the way you count. For instance, We were the 2a and 3a champions in 14 nd 15, yet you count them. We put a cleat in Shelby's posterior both years so that makes 8 for us. Then in 94 we were the 4a Champions ranked 18th in the COUNTRY That counts as 2. 2a to 4a = +2 so that makes 10 for us. -4 for Shelby which = 15 Add another 4a Title in 94 and 2 3aa titles in 03and 04 I'll just give us 3 more and minus 3 for ya'll because you play small ball with 130 football players so in reality that makes 13 for us and 12 for ya'll.
It's all in how you look at it. And, that's the way I look at it.
Crest 13
The Shelby (small ball) Golden Lions 12
It's called fuzzy math.
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The "common core crest calculus" is way too advanced for most people to follow
I’m not sure what happened there Rulz but I’ve been laughing at that hayseed math for ten minutes
All I got from all that math was that the numbers dont lie, and someone has a 141 and 2/3% chance of winning at Sacrifice
You left off giving us the 03 title so by my math that puts us back in the lead.
Ok. You got me bro. But I’m going to claim the 94 3A title since we beat Burns. We’ll call it even. 😂😂😂😂
LOL. Careful buddy. The three stooges will say your consorting with the enemy.
I think I saw Bigfoot on the way to work this morning.
I stand by my math. 😃
Look anyone that's been on here knows that Shelby can't beat Bama but Mount Airy could according to their fans, but they'll blame it on their coach when they get blown out by 250.
Been watching this one from afar and have reached two conclusions. There are folks on here that take themselves way too seriously. And some of y’all are funny as hell.😂
You are all welcome.
We bring more to ncpreps than they can create.
And since Bama counts 1973, we are going to count all of Shelby’s runner up Titles.
That would be 9 of them.
That is another record the Golden Lions own.
Total is 28 now.
Of course shelby beats Bama and keeps it close vs. Tampa Bay. Brady has never seen a front 7 like shelby.
You can go on Youtube and search for Knobby and there are videos and 911 calls about it or should I say Shelby Lion.
Upper Clevelands finest.
Mount Airy can beat Tampa too but once Brady rips them a new one the minority of angry fans led by Buzz riot and burn down Mayberry Academy in protest of the coaching staff.
I'd rather see Shelby Play somebody like Chambers or Hough personally.
As much as I like to give them the business. Win or lose. They'll play anybody if given the chance. They have proved that over and over.
That first video looks just like Shelby Lion running to the toilet at the ball game after eating 14 hotdogs.
I got a crisp Abe Lincoln that says Shelby by 2 tds over the Panthers if they play this weekend.
Are you trying to Shelby is that good or the Panthers are that bad? I'm thinking the later.
How about that boy from Maiden!…offensive coordinator of Ohio State!
I’m ‘bout to bust! 😂
ROLL! Pride.
I’m ‘bout to bust! 😂
ROLL! Pride.
How many starters did Maiden loss? I know Culliver is back. Maybe the best player in the state.
Not many….QB…big loss there!…. couple of lineman and a DB.
We have all the skill players back…just got to figure out who is gonna throw it to them.
Yeah 4 kids I think is right. Two of em played both ways. So if I'm using common core crest calculus...that's 6 starters
So proud of Coach Kevin Wilson at Ohio State….gosh!…their offense was sump’em else last night.
Struggling with why Wilson hasn’t been offered another head coaching position.
